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Post by Karma on Sept 30, 2020 18:38:03 GMT
The only thing ketchup is good for is chips. 😋 Ahem, fish finger butty says hi... I’ll make an exception for that. Mind you mine are the Quorn variety and any sauce on those will suffice. ☹️
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Post by Deleted on Sept 30, 2020 18:52:55 GMT
Okay, hear me out. Both red AND brown sauce. Once you've opened that forbidden door. you'll never go back. Very much this!
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Post by Rustin Cohle on Sept 30, 2020 19:03:04 GMT
Dear Rustin I have recently moved into my new house. All is good up until 10 minutes ago. I've booked this week off to get settled, done some food shopping etc. Went to the butcher's yesterday and got some tasty sausages etc. Fast forward to just now, I made my first sausage and egg pitta in my new house. That is when disaster struck. I forgot about the brown sauce. I am truly devastated. I'm sat here at the kitchen table writing this in complete shock that I had to eat said sandwich without the brown. Please help me get over this trauma. Yours Si. Dear Si, That does sound like an extremely vexing situation - I’m sorry you had to go through that. In the long term, I recommend always having a spare bottle in the cupboard, so that if one suddenly expires, you have a backup that can go straight into the fridge. However, that doesn’t help with this situation here and now. What you need is some comfort, ideally righting a wrong that has occurred. Some suggestions: 1) If you didn’t use up all the sausages, get some sauce in and then make them properly tomorrow. A new day is the best time to turn over a new leaf and improve on what came before. 2) If there aren’t any sausages, and you have some spare change, get your favourite takeaway cuisine from a new place in your new area. You’ve had a bad experience with an old favourite today, so maybe you can have a great experience with a new favourite as well. 3) If no food-related options are on the table, take comfort in the fact that you haven’t ever resorted to the sacrilege of combining red and brown sauce like Monty. Your soul is still pure in this regard, and you will bounce back from this pain. Lots of love, Rustin
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Post by king nothing on Sept 30, 2020 19:20:43 GMT
Now that is what I'm talking about! I do indeed have sausages left and...
Tomorrow's sausage and egg pitta WILL be adorned with lashings of HP!
Rustin, thank you. You really do make me feel better about things!
Love Si.
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Post by bushy1987 on Sept 30, 2020 19:35:56 GMT
Tomorrow RL be nipping the cafe sausage spam and egg, get in my fucking belly, throw a bit of black pudding on that too if I'm feeling extra fat
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Post by king nothing on Sept 30, 2020 19:40:14 GMT
Tomorrow RL be nipping the cafe sausage spam and egg, get in my fucking belly, throw a bit of black pudding on that too if I'm feeling extra fat Now you're talking. Black pudding, result. Might as well make it a proper day and get a Jacksons rag pudding with homemade chips and peas for tea! For anyone outside the North Manchester area, Google those fuckers and get some!
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Post by king nothing on Sept 30, 2020 19:41:47 GMT
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Post by bushy1987 on Sept 30, 2020 19:45:36 GMT
Bloody love those mate, was a chipping on the Broadway near moston that does them, I'm.going to bury on Friday so will grab some from the market
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Post by Deleted on Sept 30, 2020 19:50:34 GMT
Never heard of them. Might have to get some.
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Post by king nothing on Sept 30, 2020 20:06:43 GMT
Never heard of them. Might have to get some. You won't regret it. Throw them straight in a pan of boiling water with all the wrapping still on, cook for about 10 minutes. Brilliant.
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Post by king nothing on Sept 30, 2020 20:09:41 GMT
Bloody love those mate, was a chipping on the Broadway near moston that does them, I'm.going to bury on Friday so will grab some from the market There is a stall on the inside market which sells Bury white pudding. Its pretty close to the stuff you get in Ireland. Might be a quid or so for a roll. They also do great homemade pies. Roughly in the centre of the market.
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Post by Chris on Sept 30, 2020 20:16:29 GMT
Okay, hear me out. Both red AND brown sauce. Once you've opened that forbidden door. you'll never go back. OK, I was joking about Carbs, but that is totally ban worthy. Its like a brother and sister having sex. It quite simply can't happen.
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Post by Bestie on Sept 30, 2020 20:22:44 GMT
Anyone that sticks brown sause on a sausage sarnie rather than red sause deserves no feeling better
The only thing ketchup is good for is chips. 😋 Chip butty with butter and vinegar ...
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Post by king nothing on Sept 30, 2020 20:27:19 GMT
Okay, hear me out. Both red AND brown sauce. Once you've opened that forbidden door. you'll never go back. OK, I was joking about Carbs, but that is totally ban worthy. Its like a brother and sister having sex. It quite simply can't happen. I wanted to do a smiling face but realised that would be wrong. Sauce to incest in a few posts, football, bloody hell!
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Post by Monty on Sept 30, 2020 21:14:16 GMT
Okay, hear me out. Both red AND brown sauce. Once you've opened that forbidden door. you'll never go back. OK, I was joking about Carbs, but that is totally ban worthy. Its like a brother and sister having sex. It quite simply can't happen. I don't know if incest is the right metaphor. It's more like the first time your lady puts her tongue in a place you weren't expecting. It feels dirty, it feels wrong, you know you shouldn't like it. But if you just relax and enjoy, it'll change your life forever.
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