Post by spadge on Jun 2, 2006 9:08:13 GMT
Church Bulletin Bloopers
Thank God for church ladies with typewriters. These sentences actually appered in church bulletins or were announced in church services!
This evening at 7pm there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the Church. Bring blanket and come prepared to sin.
The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new thithing campaign slogan last Sunday: "I Upped my pledge - Up Yours"
The Fasting and Prayer Conference includes meals
The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on Water." The sermon tonight: "Searching for Jesus."
Ladies don't forget the rummage sale. Its a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don'f forget your husbands.
The Peacemaking meeting schedualed for today has been cancelled due to a conflict
Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community
Don't let worry kill you off - Let the Church help
For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a Nursery downstairs
Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days
At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic "What is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice
Scouts and saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple childern
The Church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility. Potluck supper Sunday 5:00pm - prayer and medication to follow
The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement of Friday afternoon
Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7pm. Please use the back door.
The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakepeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday 7pm. The congregation in invited to attend this tragedy
Weight Watchers will meet at 7pm at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double doors at the side entrance
Thank God for church ladies with typewriters. These sentences actually appered in church bulletins or were announced in church services!
This evening at 7pm there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the Church. Bring blanket and come prepared to sin.
The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new thithing campaign slogan last Sunday: "I Upped my pledge - Up Yours"
The Fasting and Prayer Conference includes meals
The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on Water." The sermon tonight: "Searching for Jesus."
Ladies don't forget the rummage sale. Its a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don'f forget your husbands.
The Peacemaking meeting schedualed for today has been cancelled due to a conflict
Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community
Don't let worry kill you off - Let the Church help
For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a Nursery downstairs
Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days
At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic "What is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice
Scouts and saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple childern
The Church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility. Potluck supper Sunday 5:00pm - prayer and medication to follow
The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement of Friday afternoon
Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7pm. Please use the back door.
The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakepeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday 7pm. The congregation in invited to attend this tragedy
Weight Watchers will meet at 7pm at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double doors at the side entrance