Post by Carlito's Way on Jul 1, 2006 10:17:55 GMT
yeah that got ur attention. neway heres a joke.
A man is at a psychiatrist's and the psychiatrist asks him, "Do you have any recurring nightmares?"
The man replies, "There is one. I'm sitting reading the paper and the phone rings. I know I shouldn't but I answer it and it turns out to be Sven Goran Eriksson and he says, "Good morning, I am going to pick you for the England world cup squad." I say you can't do that I'm shit at football, I'll embarass everyone.
"I have picked you and I told all the players to pass to you so report for training at the end of May."
So it skips to the end of May and I get to training and all the players give me evils and say, "You're shit, piss off, I'm not gonna pass to you, I hate you."
And then I look in a mirror....
and I'm Peter Crouch.
A man is at a psychiatrist's and the psychiatrist asks him, "Do you have any recurring nightmares?"
The man replies, "There is one. I'm sitting reading the paper and the phone rings. I know I shouldn't but I answer it and it turns out to be Sven Goran Eriksson and he says, "Good morning, I am going to pick you for the England world cup squad." I say you can't do that I'm shit at football, I'll embarass everyone.
"I have picked you and I told all the players to pass to you so report for training at the end of May."
So it skips to the end of May and I get to training and all the players give me evils and say, "You're shit, piss off, I'm not gonna pass to you, I hate you."
And then I look in a mirror....
and I'm Peter Crouch.
