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Post by missunited on Jan 22, 2007 21:09:14 GMT
Hmm, how about this one. 1. I Left College on year early because I flunked most of my subjects 2. I write the music for my mate's metal band, and he writes the lyrics 3. I used to get paid to writed erotic short stories 1.cause it sorta sounds like me in 4 years  Nope, sorry, I've never flunked anything  it's not number two either, as I write the lyrics and he writes the music which means I'm gonna go for 3. it just seems like something i don't think you'd do so i'm going for that lol well done  |
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Post by Vidic>Superman on Jan 25, 2007 18:07:57 GMT
Ok couldn't think what to put but here goes :
1.My Dad spilt gold paint on a women at B&Q
2.My Mum spillt gravy over my uncle one Christmas
3.My Brother fell head first in the ditch
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Post by DriftingRedDevil on Jan 25, 2007 22:23:38 GMT
Number 3, its the funniest to picture. |
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Post by Rio's Back Pocket on Feb 9, 2007 13:45:48 GMT
1). I have a third nipple.
2). I used to babysit for Dennis Priestly's kids
3). My middle name is Giles
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Post by Carlito's Way on Feb 9, 2007 13:56:24 GMT
1). I have a third nipple. 2). I used to babysit for Dennis Priestly's kids 3). My middle name is Giles 2 |
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Post by Rio's Back Pocket on Feb 9, 2007 13:57:25 GMT
1). I have a third nipple. 2). I used to babysit for Dennis Priestly's kids 3). My middle name is Giles 2 Good guess |
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Post by Carlito's Way on Feb 9, 2007 13:57:42 GMT
1). I am certifiably insane.
2). I once shagged a pornstar.
3). I can't remember, but I may have once shagged a pornstar.
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Post by Rio's Back Pocket on Feb 9, 2007 13:58:18 GMT
1). I am certifiably insane. 2). I once shagged a pornstar. 3). I can't remember, but I may have once shagged a pornstar. 2. If im right, I want to kill you. |
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Post by Carlito's Way on Feb 9, 2007 14:00:52 GMT
1). I am certifiably insane. 2). I once shagged a pornstar. 3). I can't remember, but I may have once shagged a pornstar. 2. If im right, I want to kill you. Wrong. |
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Post by Rio's Back Pocket on Feb 9, 2007 14:03:25 GMT
2. If im right, I want to kill you. Wrong. You shall live another day then my good man! 1? |
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Post by Carlito's Way on Feb 9, 2007 14:06:59 GMT
You shall live another day then my good man! 1? lol. Wrong. I was in a club in Sheffield called Kingdom where they did 60p Vodka and Cokes. Needless to say I was a little drunk. I remember buying her a drink, pulling her and having a little feel. Don't really remember anything after that. I woke up in my brother's room the next day so I suppose he rescued me. But, the pornstar was one of his mates so she could have taken me home for all I know. |
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Post by Rio's Back Pocket on Feb 9, 2007 14:10:25 GMT
You shall live another day then my good man! 1? lol. Wrong. I was in a club in Sheffield called Kingdom where they did 60p Vodka and Cokes. Needless to say I was a little drunk. I remember buying her a drink, pulling her and having a little feel. Don't really remember anything after that. I woke up in my brother's room the next day so I suppose he rescued me. But, the pornstar was one of his mates so she could have taken me home for all I know. Or your brother got randy?  I used to go to Kingdom drinking, it's crazy shit! Stopped going after I got arrested for fighting. Cheap drinks lead to trouble! |
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Post by Carlito's Way on Feb 9, 2007 17:44:17 GMT
lol. Wrong. I was in a club in Sheffield called Kingdom where they did 60p Vodka and Cokes. Needless to say I was a little drunk. I remember buying her a drink, pulling her and having a little feel. Don't really remember anything after that. I woke up in my brother's room the next day so I suppose he rescued me. But, the pornstar was one of his mates so she could have taken me home for all I know. Or your brother got randy? I used to go to Kingdom drinking, it's crazy shit! Stopped going after I got arrested for fighting. Cheap drinks lead to trouble! That black bouncer is such a cunt. Is he still there? He tried to punch me on the way out I think. Needless to say I called him a lot of names and someone dragged me away. |
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Post by Rio's Back Pocket on Feb 12, 2007 1:18:36 GMT
Or your brother got randy? I used to go to Kingdom drinking, it's crazy shit! Stopped going after I got arrested for fighting. Cheap drinks lead to trouble! That black bouncer is such a cunt. Is he still there? He tried to punch me on the way out I think. Needless to say I called him a lot of names and someone dragged me away. No idea mate, not been there in ages!!! |
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Post by schmeichelstarjump! on Feb 28, 2007 19:33:35 GMT
1. i used to serve burgers at bradford city? 2. i was a junior at bradford city? 3. i was a ball boy at bradford city? and yes i am from bradford  (but dont live there no more!) but i am united through! and through! ;D #unitedbanner# |
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