devilforlife
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Post by devilforlife on May 23, 2008 13:25:46 GMT
"Oh john terry wherever you may be, you just cant take a penalty, you fucked it up, in the european cup, and you"ve still got no history". "Oh john terry wherever you may be, you just cant take a penalty, the goal was tall and the goal was wide, but you slipped and fell on your backside".  |
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Post by united4lyf on May 23, 2008 15:31:27 GMT
lmao!!!  |
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Post by Rais.n.Hell on May 23, 2008 16:51:15 GMT
Brilliant! But this is not a joke. Its true.
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Post by Gapi on May 23, 2008 20:58:05 GMT
Oh very very very nice! ;D
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minimanc
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Post by minimanc on May 24, 2008 10:54:21 GMT
I just received this txt message from a mate of mine. Sing a song of Chelsea and how they lost the cup, They took the game to penalties and John Terry fucked it up, The team all looked like Avram, the players were so glum, But me? I havent laughed so much Since Lampard lost his mum I did feel a bit guilty for laughing  |
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Post by Gapi on May 24, 2008 11:31:21 GMT
The ending is really stupid.
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minimanc
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Post by minimanc on May 24, 2008 12:33:05 GMT
and very very harsh
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LadyQueef
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Post by LadyQueef on May 24, 2008 13:39:35 GMT
"Oh john terry wherever you may be, you just cant take a penalty, you fucked it up, in the european cup, and you"ve still got no history". "Oh john terry wherever you may be, you just cant take a penalty, the goal was tall and the goal was wide, but you slipped and fell on your backside". I can see this being sung next season |
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Post by RedDevil'sAdvocate on May 24, 2008 17:46:36 GMT
LOL |
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Post by 20Times on May 24, 2008 22:02:42 GMT
The Good News Josef fritzl has just gotten the death penalty
The bad news:John terry has taken it
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Post by philmufc93 on May 24, 2008 22:03:49 GMT
The Good News Josef fritzl has just gotten the death penalty The bad news:John terry has taken it haha |
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robnob
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Post by robnob on May 25, 2008 0:11:13 GMT
HE STRAIGHTENED UP THE ARMBAND, THE ARM OF JONH TERRY
HE HAD ONE EYE ON THE TROPHY, AND FUCKED HIS PENALTY
HE COULDN'T QUITE BELIEVE IT, HE BEGAN TO HAVE HIS CRY
AS UNITED WENT ON TO WIN THE CUP AND HE WAVED THE CUP GOODBYE
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Post by Andrej7 on May 25, 2008 8:11:51 GMT
what a fantastic chant rob!!
sounds brilliant
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mufcjoe
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Post by mufcjoe on May 25, 2008 18:10:01 GMT
I just received this txt message from a mate of mine. Sing a song of Chelsea and how they lost the cup, They took the game to penalties and John Terry fucked it up, The team all looked like Avram, the players were so glum, But me? I havent laughed so much Since Lampard lost his mum I did feel a bit guilty for laughing First song was good but this one was shite and classless, sorry, heard it before, it's shite, everyone will lose parent one time, and I bet you wont want other people singing about it!!!  #furious# #shakehead# |
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Post by philmufc93 on May 25, 2008 20:15:48 GMT
I just received this txt message from a mate of mine. Sing a song of Chelsea and how they lost the cup, They took the game to penalties and John Terry fucked it up, The team all looked like Avram, the players were so glum, But me? I havent laughed so much Since Lampard lost his mum I did feel a bit guilty for laughing First song was good but this one was shite and classless, sorry, heard it before, it's shite, everyone will lose parent one time, and I bet you wont want other people singing about it!!! #furious# #shakehead# thanks for letting us young'uns know life doesnt last forever  |
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