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Post by Deleted on May 26, 2008 12:22:54 GMT
i hope the original post chant gets sang next year
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Post by united4lyf on May 26, 2008 19:00:33 GMT
i hope the original post chant gets sang next year ohh that would be hilarious, u never know: he may start crying again
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Post by minimanc on May 26, 2008 19:11:40 GMT
I just received this txt message from a mate of mine. Sing a song of Chelsea and how they lost the cup, They took the game to penalties and John Terry fucked it up, The team all looked like Avram, the players were so glum, But me? I havent laughed so much Since Lampard lost his mum I did feel a bit guilty for laughing First song was good but this one was shite and classless, sorry, heard it before, it's shite, everyone will lose parent one time, and I bet you wont want other people singing about it!!! #furious# #shakehead# Like I said, i did feel guilty for laughing and that it was very very harsh, oh and yeah everyone does lose a parent, some of us have already lost both parents, me included, it is in bad taste but so are the jokes about Lampard and the Mccans which are just as harsh.
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Post by Deleted on May 26, 2008 19:59:13 GMT
i hope the original post chant gets sang next year ohh that would be hilarious, u never know: he may start crying again thats the whole point! imagine if he started doing that at OT next year? the bloke would have to leave the country
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Post by united4lyf on May 26, 2008 20:01:08 GMT
ohh that would be hilarious, u never know: he may start crying again thats the whole point! imagine if he started doing that at OT next year? the bloke would have to leave the country lmao, which country would want to take him??!! i would probably start crying too...... with laughter!!!!!!
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Post by Deleted on May 26, 2008 20:06:16 GMT
thats the whole point! imagine if he started doing that at OT next year? the bloke would have to leave the country lmao, which country would want to take him??!! i would probably start crying too...... with laughter!!!!!! he'd proably have to goto the states or to qtar
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Post by Suprah™ on May 26, 2008 21:19:28 GMT
When the final penalty was on Terry Terry Blue through and through took it Terry Terry He ran up, kick and slip hit the post and out in a zip Thanks JT for winning us the cup
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Post by united4lyf on May 29, 2008 21:35:55 GMT
Found a few more jokes:
Samaritans are offering counselling to all Chelsea fans. Call 0800 101010 – that’s 08000 won nothing won nothing won nothing. And If that line gets too busy there is another number to call: 0800 6-5 6-5 6-5.
Missing: 1 x Bottle Last Seen: 21st May, Moscow If found please return to: John Terry, Stamford Bridge, London
John Terry has given up football and will now play cricket instead. "I cannot bowl or bat,"he said "but I am an expert in the slips.
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Post by bexxie14 on May 31, 2008 9:19:17 GMT
Fantastic!!!!
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Post by stretfordendling on May 31, 2008 9:41:04 GMT
Another I've seen and read in a few places is a take on the Viva Ronaldo chant.
Viva John Terry, Viva John Terry, Viva John Terry, Could have won the cup, but he fucked it up, Viva John Terry!
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Post by RooneyRampage on Jun 19, 2008 23:50:18 GMT
i hope the original post chant gets sang next year ohh that would be hilarious, u never know: he may start crying again it would be brilliant to be at OT playing chelsea just to hear that chant being sung
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Post by RooneyRampage on Jun 19, 2008 23:51:27 GMT
Found a few more jokes: Samaritans are offering counselling to all Chelsea fans. Call 0800 101010 – that’s 08000 won nothing won nothing won nothing. And If that line gets too busy there is another number to call: 0800 6-5 6-5 6-5. Missing: 1 x Bottle Last Seen: 21st May, Moscow If found please return to: John Terry, Stamford Bridge, London John Terry has given up football and will now play cricket instead. "I cannot bowl or bat,"he said "but I am an expert in the slips. LMAO that had me in stitches for a good couple of minutes
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Post by TheGriff on Feb 27, 2010 15:45:15 GMT
The origional Chant was awsome and will go down in United chants history !! But things have slightly changed in JT's life recently and we should allectionately remind him of them next time he visits OT !! A few words could change in the origional chant !! Like uh :-
Viva Terry !! Cheating John Terry !! His father sells drugs and his mothers a thief Cheating John Terry !!! Repeat untill he gets pissed off !!
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Post by kidmeister on Mar 8, 2010 13:57:33 GMT
Same old terry! Always CHEATING!!
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Post by farredranger on Mar 12, 2010 19:14:28 GMT
Here's my effort which i also put in another thread earlier. To the tune of who's that twat from Argentina.
Who's that sniffing round your girlfriend It's John Terry looking for a date The chelsea captain loves to roam He likes to play away from home So watch your back if Terry is your mate.
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