Ricardo Del Alma is furious with a paparazzo photographer who secretly is taking pictures of him in the pool with his lover. He runs after the photographer, gets hold of the camera and throws it on the ground. The photographer reports the incident and the player is sentenced to do community work and will therefore not be able to train or play matches for 3 days.
Clark Bass goes out partying with a few other players, and after several beers ends up kissing a hot girl. He discovers during the course of the encounter that it is in fact a man. The other players cannot help telling the rest of the team, and he is a laughing stock at training the next day. Even though he persuades them to keep it out of the press, he is humiliated and his form drops as a result.
In a recent motorbiking day out Caleb Kendrick visited a roadside food van and bought a warm meat pie. Unfortunately being the slowest rider he was last in the queue and his fellow riders set off. Seeing them leave he put his pie in the chest section of his leathers and suffered minor burns and fell off his bike. He wasn't injured but the pie incident was photographed and put on Facebook. The embarrassment has adversely effected his form.
The league keeps shrinking and shrinking, we need a recruitment drive to get his thing going otherwise it's gonna die a slow death.
Late last night Tristão Quaresma gave the wrong answer to the question, "Do I look better in the blue or the red one?" The black eye will probably be there a week but it will not affect the player's form or status.
Simon Simon lives next door to the noisiest, rudest, most inconsiderate person on the face of the earth. The constant noise caused Simon Simon so much stress, he needed to speak to a psychologist about his anxiety, which proved helpful.
errr.... hmmm.. i really don't know how to respond to that.
You can sign a new contract, but not a fan's support. You have to earn that.
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May 10, 2018 18:27:15 GMT
WhatsTheMata: Glad you think it's funny. When we get fucked around by the spells you just deleted you will take me seriously
May 19, 2018 11:57:48 GMT
No.7: Can this thread be unlocked or is it too early? not that i want Jose out now but i think were coming close to that time and want to hear peoples opinions on the subject.
Sept 20, 2018 10:15:25 GMT
cjjagzmoni: Pogba is a good lad minus the showboating..I think at Juventus he had Older players like Pirlo,Chiellini,Marchisio,Bonucci who shout and screams at him so he was more serious at Juve ,We dont have those type of leaders at United to caution him.
Nov 1, 2018 3:36:38 GMT
geo: Cardiff City - Huddersfield Town - Bournemouth - Newcastle United = 12 points. Back in the hunt. Come on.
Dec 19, 2018 17:55:18 GMT
geo: Job done as above - next step, stay unbeaten until we get to the PSG game.
Jan 3, 2019 23:17:42 GMT
theedge: Just discovered this forum. I live in Canada so don't get to many games, but I get to watch all the games live. Last 2 games attended in person: Europa League Final in Stockholm 2017, FA Cup Final 2016. Won the last 11 I've been to. I need to go more often
Apr 1, 2019 23:25:01 GMT
simes: Kazakhstan....well blow me down...been there many a time, not so bad a journey. FC Astana are not a bad outfit, gave Celtic a good run, and the National side beat Scotland. What do you reckon a walk over? BTW its easy to get to, I always use Air Astana.
Aug 30, 2019 14:11:59 GMT
snan1218: Hi,I'm very new member,the Red Devil from Malaysia.
Oct 10, 2019 9:16:40 GMT
shah: Hi i am shah been united fan from birec
Jan 24, 2020 8:33:02 GMT