Post by roooooooooney on Feb 7, 2010 15:12:11 GMT
The Utd Fan, City Fan and Liverpool Fan?
A United fan walks into a pub and sees a City and Liverpool Fan chatting at the bar.
He walks over and offers to buy them both a drink.
The Liverpool fan says 'Thanks mate we are struggling for cash at the mo thanks to those bloody Yanks'.
The City fan says 'Nah your alright mate ill get these in considering our teams current financial situations'.
The United fan responds looking slightly confused ' Whatever do you mean?'
The City Fan ' Well just like liverpool your yanks have sold you down the shitter. Give it two years we will be the biggest club in the world and you wont even be in existance, your almost a billion in debt as it is ' and starts singing blue moon.
The Utd fan says ' Fair enough im not worried, your just a couple of aids ridden bastards, and are both going to die of excruciating aids related illneses'. The Utd fan then promptly stabs both fans with used hypodermic needles he had just found in the ally next to the pub and walks out of the pub triumphantly singing 'Glory Glory Man United'.
A United fan walks into a pub and sees a City and Liverpool Fan chatting at the bar.
He walks over and offers to buy them both a drink.
The Liverpool fan says 'Thanks mate we are struggling for cash at the mo thanks to those bloody Yanks'.
The City fan says 'Nah your alright mate ill get these in considering our teams current financial situations'.
The United fan responds looking slightly confused ' Whatever do you mean?'
The City Fan ' Well just like liverpool your yanks have sold you down the shitter. Give it two years we will be the biggest club in the world and you wont even be in existance, your almost a billion in debt as it is ' and starts singing blue moon.
The Utd fan says ' Fair enough im not worried, your just a couple of aids ridden bastards, and are both going to die of excruciating aids related illneses'. The Utd fan then promptly stabs both fans with used hypodermic needles he had just found in the ally next to the pub and walks out of the pub triumphantly singing 'Glory Glory Man United'.
