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Post by kinggiggs on Feb 22, 2010 11:35:38 GMT
Chris Tarrant asks Wayne Bridge, 'For £125,000, what is the colour of Vanessa Perroncel's pubic hair?
Is it A-Brown B-Black C-Blonde or D-Ginger?'
Wayne replies, 'Can I phone a friend?'
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Post by Rais.n.Hell on Feb 22, 2010 13:07:36 GMT
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Post by ScholesEvilTwin on Feb 22, 2010 13:20:43 GMT
Chris Tarrant was baffled when Cheryl Cole answered Terrys phone  |
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Post by kinggiggs on Feb 22, 2010 13:33:09 GMT
Chris Tarrant was baffled when Cheryl Cole answered Terrys phone LMAO |
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Post by kinggiggs on Feb 22, 2010 13:37:26 GMT
SOme more I found on the net some are bad but I like the references to Moscow:
Wayne Bridge’s wife must be a goalpost in Moscow because John Terry hit it.
Capello is expected to name Gary Neville as the new England Captain since he hasn’t got a chance of sleeping with anyone’s wife. (Love u relly Nev)
John Terry has “vowed to give everything to the team”. Yeah, syphilis… chlamydia… warts… herpes…
John Terry to star in new TV program “Other Footballers Wives”
At the end of February, Chelsea are playing away from home between two European legs. Something John Terry will be more than familiar with.
Same old Terry, always cheating.
What’s Wayne Bridge’s wife got in common with a Champions League final goalpost? They’ve both been banged by John Terry…
Pity, Wayne Bridge wasn’t even first choice with his wife!
JT said he didn’t mean to have sex with Vanessa Perroncel – he just slipped while he was showing her how to take a penalty.
Songs: To the tune of Simple Gifts (Lord of the Dance)
Chelsea, wherever you may be,
Don’t leave your wife with John Terry,
He’ll take her to a clinic in a back alley,
And then he’ll fuck off to the UAE
Chelsea, wherever you may be,
Don’t leave your wife with John Terry,
He’ll whinge and he’ll cry, and he’ll piss off to Dubai
While the captaincy decision is nigh
Chelsea, Wherever you may be,
Don’t leave your wife with John Terry.
Cuz he likes a shag, he likes a bit of fluff,
And he’ll get your missus up the duff
Terry … his whole family
can’t stay away from the scrutiny
whether selling dust or nicking groceries
now it’s fratricide with adultery
Chelsea wherever you may be,
Don’t trust your wives with John Terry,
His dad sells crack, his mum is a thief
He cries when he misses a penalty!
Another song to The Addams Family:
They say his mum’s a stealer,
They say his dad’s a dealer,
He’s screwing his mate’s Sheila,
The Terry Family”.
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