Post by farredranger on Feb 23, 2010 9:30:51 GMT
Prince Charles is on an official visit to a lunatic asylum. Before he goes in the head shrink says "as these guys have no idea who you are just agree with whatever they say and humour them or they may become violent"
Charlie has been around most of the place with no incidents when he arrives at the workshop. As he is walking around he notices a man standing at a workbench whacking the back of his hand with a mallet.
Charlie asks "what are you doing" The man replies "making shoes". Scratching his head Charlie suddenly remembers what the head shrink said "Oh great can I see some you've already made." Man says "yes they're under the bench. Charlie looks and there is nothing there "Oh very nice great workmanship."
Just as Charlie is moving on he notices a pair of feet above the bench. He looks up and sees a man hanging there by a rope. He asks the man making shoes "what's he doing." Man replies "Oh just ignore him he thinks he's a lightbulb."
Charlie says"well why don't you cut him down then."
Mans says "oh yeah and work in the fucking dark." ;D
Charlie has been around most of the place with no incidents when he arrives at the workshop. As he is walking around he notices a man standing at a workbench whacking the back of his hand with a mallet.
Charlie asks "what are you doing" The man replies "making shoes". Scratching his head Charlie suddenly remembers what the head shrink said "Oh great can I see some you've already made." Man says "yes they're under the bench. Charlie looks and there is nothing there "Oh very nice great workmanship."
Just as Charlie is moving on he notices a pair of feet above the bench. He looks up and sees a man hanging there by a rope. He asks the man making shoes "what's he doing." Man replies "Oh just ignore him he thinks he's a lightbulb."
Charlie says"well why don't you cut him down then."
Mans says "oh yeah and work in the fucking dark." ;D
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