Hunters Joke - Voted funniest ever

[kinggiggs]

You have probably heard this one but I thought I would post it as I read that it was voted the funiest ever. I think its good but not the best ever myself.



Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man pulls out his cell phone and calls emergency services.

He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies: "Take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

Back on the phone, the hunter says, "OK, now what?"

[ScholesEvilTwin]

haha....heard it before, but still funny

[kinggiggs]

Or how about:


A man and a friend are playing golf one day. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: "Wow! That is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You are truly a kind man."

The other man replies, "Yeah, well, we were married 35 years."

[ScholesEvilTwin]

hahahaha.....brilliant

[joeyjojojrshabadoo]

in my expert opinion, they're ok, nothing more, nothing less, just ok, ok