paddy breaks his leg

[pete]

Paddy breaks his leg at work and obviously can't get around very well. His best mate Murphy visits him and Paddy asks him to get his slippers from upstairs. Murphy runs upstairs and sees Paddy's 2 daughters in their bedroom and says "your dad told me to come up here and shag the pair of you" . They both say he is lying so prove it. Murphy shouts down to Paddy "what both of them" and Paddy shouts back "yes there's no point in fucking one of them is there"

[joeyjojojrshabadoo]

so so bad

[20Times]

So so funny imo

[kinggiggs]

I laughed too