Post by farredranger on Mar 31, 2010 18:14:20 GMT
Wife trying to come up with an unusual anniversary present for her insect loving husband visits a tatooist. Id like a butterfly on each cheek of my bottom as a treat for my entomologist husband she asks.
Oh I'm rubbish at butterflies says tattoist but I could manage a couple of bees and it would be very cheap.
So she gets a bee on each cheek. Rushes home prepares a lovely meal and they later go to the bedroom.
Wife sits husband on the bed and steps away saying I have a special treat for you. She rips off her skirt and knickers and bends over in front of him saying what do you think of that?
Husband shouts out Who the fucks BOB?
(he tattooed 2 letter B's if your struggling)
Oh I'm rubbish at butterflies says tattoist but I could manage a couple of bees and it would be very cheap.
So she gets a bee on each cheek. Rushes home prepares a lovely meal and they later go to the bedroom.
Wife sits husband on the bed and steps away saying I have a special treat for you. She rips off her skirt and knickers and bends over in front of him saying what do you think of that?
Husband shouts out Who the fucks BOB?
(he tattooed 2 letter B's if your struggling)
