Post by gavinm2 on May 1, 2010 13:39:45 GMT
A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs.
Three women, an American, a South African, and a blonde Aussie, were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.
The American woman said 'Have you ever had a hug?' The man said 'No,' so she gave him a hug and walked on.
The South African woman said, 'Have you ever had a kiss?' The man said, 'No,' so she gave him a kiss and walked on.
The Blonde Aussie woman came to him and said, 'Have you ever been f ***ed?'
The man broke into a big smile and said, 'No.'
She said, 'You will be when the tide comes in.'
Three women, an American, a South African, and a blonde Aussie, were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.
The American woman said 'Have you ever had a hug?' The man said 'No,' so she gave him a hug and walked on.
The South African woman said, 'Have you ever had a kiss?' The man said, 'No,' so she gave him a kiss and walked on.
The Blonde Aussie woman came to him and said, 'Have you ever been f ***ed?'
The man broke into a big smile and said, 'No.'
She said, 'You will be when the tide comes in.'