Gooooaaaaaalllll!

[Rob]

Man United have signed a new striker from Nigeria.

On his first day of training, Fergie picked up the ball and said 'BALL' then pointed at the goal and said 'Goal. Then he demonstrated a kicking motion and said 'Kick' understand, 'Kick ball, goal, GOOOOOAAAALLL!'

Eventually the young African plucks up courage to say "Excuse me Mr Ferguson but I speak very good English", to which Fergie replies ' Sit down son, I'm talking to Berbatov.'

[20Times]

Heard it before, still good though .

[Bestie]

It was an Afgan earlier.

[Rob]

You can change it I suppose to read something like this:
Liverpool have signed a new midfielder from Spain.

On his first day of training, Benitez picked up the ball and said 'BALL' then pointed at the goal and said 'Goal. Then he demonstrated a kicking motion and said 'Kick' understand, 'Kick ball, goal, GOOOOOAAAALLL!'

Eventually the young Spaniard plucks up courage to say "Excuse me Mr Benitez but I speak very good English", to which Benitez replies ' Calm down son, I'm talking to Gerrard.'