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Post by Deleted on Dec 23, 2018 21:28:33 GMT
I got one, the envelope was pretty fat so I was well happy until I opened it and found it full of £5 notes  Cash? Amazing. Yup - Wasn't that much but they wanted to play a joke on me so gave me in fivers |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 23, 2018 21:29:00 GMT
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Post by geo on Dec 23, 2018 23:40:46 GMT
We might better understand if we knew what you do Why ? We don’t need to know the nature of his job. He used to get a Christmas bonus before, which has not been given to him this year because the new owners don’t want to continue the tradition. Simple enough ? You could insert any profession X into that equation and it’d come out the same . Disagree. He may deliver blood products for transfusions for a private healthcare company in which case he may be entitled to some sympathy. Alternatively he may be a bailiff or a car clamper in which case he would deserve what he doesn't get. |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 24, 2018 15:03:58 GMT
Who cares, he didn't get his bonus.
The end.
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Post by geo on Dec 30, 2018 16:09:45 GMT
Fuckin NOW TV.... does anybody else have trouble with the app loading on the smart telly?
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Post by Kojak on Jan 11, 2019 21:52:01 GMT
Driving home from work down a main road tonight, there's this scruffy fella on the pavement next to the road with his dog on a long lead. Little sheepdog. There's a grass verge between the pavement and the road and the dog is poised right at the edge of the grass, inches from the road. This fucking cunt is encouraging the dog to jump in front of the traffic. So the dog does it. Runs out, nearly gets hit by the car in front of me, panics and runs back. The cunt is just stood there laughing his tits off.
So I wind the window down, and start shouting all sorts at this scumbag, but I can't stop cos it's a main road and there's too much traffic. He starts walking off down the path still roaring with laughter. So I called the police straight away, described him and that, then turned round, drove back and followed him down a quieter road. Got out of the car, steamed over to him, he goes "what you fucking doing mate?", I said "I'm following you until the fucking police get here". Followed him for 10 minutes with the police on the phone, until they turned up. They were assuring me that someone was on the way, but if I'd ended that call, I would've fucking flattened the cunt.
Anyway, they turned up, got his details and that, then let him go with the dog pending checks of CCTV footage. Imagine what he does to that dog in private if that's what he's doing in public. I've never seen the likes in all my life. Genuinely can't get over it. The dog was clearly terrified of him. Honestly he wants hanging.
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Post by king nothing on Jan 11, 2019 21:55:20 GMT
Driving home from work down a main road tonight, there's this scruffy fella on the pavement next to the road with his dog on a long lead. Little sheepdog. There's a grass verge between the pavement and the road and the dog is poised right at the edge of the grass, inches from the road. This fucking cunt is encouraging the dog to jump in front of the traffic. So the dog does it. Runs out, nearly gets hit by the car in front of me, panics and runs back. The cunt is just stood there laughing his tits off. So I wind the window down, and start shouting all sorts at this scumbag, but I can't stop cos it's a main road and there's too much traffic. He starts walking off down the path still roaring with laughter. So I called the police straight away, described him and that, then turned round, drove back and followed him down a quieter road. Got out of the car, steamed over to him, he goes "what you fucking doing mate?", I said "I'm following you until the fucking police get here". Followed him for 10 minutes with the police on the phone, until they turned up. They were assuring me that someone was on the way, but if I'd ended that call, I would've fucking flattened the cunt. Anyway, they turned up, got his details and that, then let him go with the dog pending checks of CCTV footage. Imagine what he does to that dog in private if that's what he's doing in public. I've never seen the likes in all my life. Genuinely can't get over it. The dog was clearly terrified of him. Honestly he wants hanging. Fuck. Could you have took the dog, maybe? Animals can never lie. Well done for your actions my dude. |
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Post by Kojak on Jan 11, 2019 21:57:56 GMT
Driving home from work down a main road tonight, there's this scruffy fella on the pavement next to the road with his dog on a long lead. Little sheepdog. There's a grass verge between the pavement and the road and the dog is poised right at the edge of the grass, inches from the road. This fucking cunt is encouraging the dog to jump in front of the traffic. So the dog does it. Runs out, nearly gets hit by the car in front of me, panics and runs back. The cunt is just stood there laughing his tits off. So I wind the window down, and start shouting all sorts at this scumbag, but I can't stop cos it's a main road and there's too much traffic. He starts walking off down the path still roaring with laughter. So I called the police straight away, described him and that, then turned round, drove back and followed him down a quieter road. Got out of the car, steamed over to him, he goes "what you fucking doing mate?", I said "I'm following you until the fucking police get here". Followed him for 10 minutes with the police on the phone, until they turned up. They were assuring me that someone was on the way, but if I'd ended that call, I would've fucking flattened the cunt. Anyway, they turned up, got his details and that, then let him go with the dog pending checks of CCTV footage. Imagine what he does to that dog in private if that's what he's doing in public. I've never seen the likes in all my life. Genuinely can't get over it. The dog was clearly terrified of him. Honestly he wants hanging. Fuck. Could you have took the dog, maybe? Animals can never lie. Well done for your actions my dude. Probably would've been theft if I'd took the dog. I'd have been leaving in a police car instead. |
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Post by king nothing on Jan 11, 2019 22:03:30 GMT
You can't beat yourself up my man. You did it right.
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Post by geo on Jan 12, 2019 18:00:10 GMT
Driving home from work down a main road tonight, there's this scruffy fella on the pavement next to the road with his dog on a long lead. Little sheepdog. There's a grass verge between the pavement and the road and the dog is poised right at the edge of the grass, inches from the road. This fucking cunt is encouraging the dog to jump in front of the traffic. So the dog does it. Runs out, nearly gets hit by the car in front of me, panics and runs back. The cunt is just stood there laughing his tits off. So I wind the window down, and start shouting all sorts at this scumbag, but I can't stop cos it's a main road and there's too much traffic. He starts walking off down the path still roaring with laughter. So I called the police straight away, described him and that, then turned round, drove back and followed him down a quieter road. Got out of the car, steamed over to him, he goes "what you fucking doing mate?", I said "I'm following you until the fucking police get here". Followed him for 10 minutes with the police on the phone, until they turned up. They were assuring me that someone was on the way, but if I'd ended that call, I would've fucking flattened the cunt. Anyway, they turned up, got his details and that, then let him go with the dog pending checks of CCTV footage. Imagine what he does to that dog in private if that's what he's doing in public. I've never seen the likes in all my life. Genuinely can't get over it. The dog was clearly terrified of him. Honestly he wants hanging. Fuck. Could you have took the dog, maybe? Animals can never lie. Well done for your actions my dude. Sounds like that fella must have been off his tits. I would have dropped him, took the dog off him and took it home until I could find someone to care for it. Dogs don't deserve cunts like that. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 14, 2019 10:47:23 GMT
Dentists, just dentists.
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Post by king nothing on Feb 28, 2019 8:56:35 GMT
Doctors surgery, full of sick people and half a dozen Jeremy Kyle kids running wild. FML.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 3, 2019 12:54:39 GMT
People getting pets then trying to guilt trip you into looking after it/them when they want to fuck off on holiday for a week or 2!
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Post by king nothing on Mar 3, 2019 13:40:00 GMT
People getting pets then trying to guilt trip you into looking after it/them when they want to fuck off on holiday for a week or 2! I've got the same next week! |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 3, 2019 13:44:35 GMT
People getting pets then trying to guilt trip you into looking after it/them when they want to fuck off on holiday for a week or 2! I've got the same next week! I'm trying to find an excuse. I love dogs but there's a reason I don't actually own one myself. |
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