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Post by ginger18legend on Aug 30, 2012 10:09:07 GMT
Former Barcelona president Joan Laporta is reportedly plotting a return to the Camp Nou top job. So, how does he kickstart his re-election campaign? With a promotional music video by his pornstar lover, of course. Adult actress Maria Lapiedra is throwing her weight behind Laporta’s campaign and has recorded the song ‘Laporta, mi hombre’ (‘Laporta, my man’) to prove it. Lyrics include: The man who brought glory and honor and victory, prestige and value. The man who punched the Whites with that 6-2 win. The man who moved my bed, with Catalan fury, manhood and love. Laporta was previously president of the Catalan giants for seven years, before losing the post to Sandro Rossell in 2010. After a poor season for Barca (these things are all relative), the man who appointed Pep Guardiola must be confident of getting back his old job. Via Dirty Tackle www.offthepost.info/blog/2012/07/spanish-pornstar-makes-music-video-to-help-ex-barcelona-president-joan-laporta-get-re-elected/--------------------------- Hmm. Wonder if the Glazers would employ Jenna Jameson for a one off music video.
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Post by Dan United on Aug 30, 2012 13:30:42 GMT
The man who moved my bed, with catalan fury, manhood and love.
Jesus christ that's cringeworthy.
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Post by Bestie on Aug 30, 2012 13:33:02 GMT
I know.
"Value" doesn't rhyme with "win" or "love".
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Post by karthy on Aug 30, 2012 14:37:15 GMT
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Post by jimbonda on Aug 30, 2012 22:23:57 GMT
isn't kagawas misses an ex-porn star as well?
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Post by Bestie on Aug 30, 2012 23:15:21 GMT
isn't kagawas misses an ex-porn star as well? Why else would we have signed him?
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Post by Jayrannasaurus on Aug 31, 2012 6:15:48 GMT
I'll never get back those 2 minutes and 37 seconds; a group of porn-stars dancing to retarded music.
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Post by Bestie on Aug 31, 2012 8:44:28 GMT
I'll never get back those 2 minutes and 37 seconds; a group of porn-stars dancing to retarded music. You could be describing much of the "popular" music infesting the airwaves these days. . .
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Post by Jayrannasaurus on Aug 31, 2012 8:48:28 GMT
touché.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 31, 2012 12:19:50 GMT
his missus is a porn star? he might as well be gay since he'll be kissing the 1000 dicks that have been in her mouth
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Post by SAF_Legend on Aug 31, 2012 12:50:52 GMT
Shinji's missus being a pornstar is only a rumour I think.
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Post by Jayrannasaurus on Aug 31, 2012 13:09:38 GMT
Nope, she's a pornstar mate.
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Post by Bestie on Aug 31, 2012 13:20:00 GMT
EX-(!)porn star.
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Post by ginger18legend on Aug 31, 2012 14:01:26 GMT
Shinji's missus being a pornstar is only a rumour I think. I've seen evidence. She's excellent at what she does. And I don't know about the whole 'ex' bit. No proof of that.
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Post by SAF_Legend on Sept 1, 2012 18:04:37 GMT
Shinji's missus being a pornstar is only a rumour I think. I've seen evidence. She's excellent at what she does. And I don't know about the whole 'ex' bit. No proof of that. [EDITED] I mean... Shinji doesn't have a girlfriend. He has the hots for a Japanese actress Masami Nagasawa whom he has once stated that she would be his " perfect girlfriend" and " has been in love with her for 23 years". There's was another rumour going around that he and another actress, Margaret Natsuki - whom looks like and mistaken for the Japanese porn actress, Ameri Ichinose - were going out. Hence the rumours. Obviously the most outstanding gossip will come from the porn actress, and guess where the rumour started - daily mirror. If you're wondering why Shinji chose 26, rumour has it... Apparently, Allegedly. Someone should write to Shinji about this matter of grave importance. A photograph or two wouldn't hurt either to set things straight. *Wink wink nudge nudge*
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