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Post by aussiegraham on Jan 25, 2013 4:45:00 GMT
An old man was digging in his garden when he turned up what he thought were a couple of onions.
Like most pensioners, being a bit short of cash, he decided to cook them up for dinner that night. Sadly it turned out that they were daffodil bulbs which poisoned him and he was rushed to hospital.
His daughter sought an update on his progress.
"He's very sick" said the doctor, "but the good news is that he'll be out in the Spring!"
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Post by Deleted on Jan 25, 2013 8:35:15 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Jan 25, 2013 18:25:11 GMT
GET OUT NOW!!!!
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Post by JamBritRed on Jan 25, 2013 18:39:04 GMT
GET OUT NOW!!!! dont worry aussiegraham, the Anti-Authority is on the scene! usually, i'd attribute such comments above to the Authority, you know the guys with the Yellow Gold and Bright-Red names. however on closer inspection i see that this must be Paul's push to join the Authority. #shakehead# #redcard# he's got over 5K posts, and is a 5 Devil member. and now he is pushing his weight around. #flex# Paul, state your intentions ......... #owned#
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Post by Deleted on Jan 25, 2013 21:29:52 GMT
GET OUT NOW!!!! dont worry aussiegraham, the Anti-Authority is on the scene! usually, i'd attribute such comments above to the Authority, you know the guys with the Yellow Gold and Bright-Red names. however on closer inspection i see that this must be Paul's push to join the Authority. #shakehead# #redcard# he's got over 5K posts, and is a 5 Devil member. and now he is pushing his weight around. #flex# Paul, state your intentions ......... #owned# To be fair most of my 5k posts reside in the dipper thread and to answer your question No I don't. Next?
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Post by aussiegraham on Jan 26, 2013 5:42:49 GMT
No worries guys, with a joke like that I deserve anything thrown at me!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 26, 2013 6:02:11 GMT
No worries guys, with a joke like that I deserve anything thrown at me! lol no offence was intended mate.
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Post by aussiegraham on Jan 27, 2013 0:19:40 GMT
No worries guys, with a joke like that I deserve anything thrown at me! lol no offence was intended mate. Aussie translation "no worries" = "all good" ;D
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