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Post by Dan United on Jan 26, 2013 20:00:02 GMT
Ethel is sitting in the corner of the care home common room when she starts feeling quite horny, so she goes across the room to George and asks him if they could come to some kind of agreement. "what do you mean?", George asks. "well", she says, "I was thinking we could meet up at the bench in the courtyard at 2pm each day and you would put your hand on my boob for 10 minutes and in return I would hold your penis for minutes. It's not sexual, I just miss the touch of a man, and I'm sure you're the same." George, visibly excited by the prospect of being touched for the first time in years, agrees. So the next day they meet up as arranged. George holds Ethel's boob in his hand for ten minutes, Ethel returns the favour by holding his penis in her's for ten. This goes on for quite some time, and they quickly realise that they genuinely enjoy eachother's company.
Then one day, after about four months of companionship. Ethel goes to the bench in the courtyard, but before she gets there she notices George is sitting down with Margaret, who has her hand on his penis. Seeing this makes Ethel burst into tears, alerting a nurse, who rushes over to comfort her.
"what's the problem?" she asks. "I just don't get it", say Ethel, "that's supposed to be me touching George's penis. What does Margaret have that I don't".
The nurse thinks for a second and replies "Parkinson's"
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Post by Dan United on Jan 26, 2013 20:01:36 GMT
My god I hope people find that funny. I was told that joke years ago and for some reason remembered it just now. I had to write it from memory, so it might not be exactly right, but the main bits are there..
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