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Post by Jayrannasaurus on Mar 26, 2014 6:01:06 GMT
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Post by traffordbrown on Mar 26, 2014 7:39:17 GMT
Bayern are coming. We still have time to disguise Old Trafford as a large shopping centre. Pretend we don't know who Bayern are when they arrive. Say they must have the wrong address. Who's with me? |
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Post by Jayrannasaurus on Mar 26, 2014 8:13:59 GMT
I like it.
"You're going to want to head down Sir Alex way, over the bridge and past Sam Platts, er.. Old Trafford's what you're looking for, right?"
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Post by Bestie on Mar 26, 2014 9:11:19 GMT
'It's that big blue stadium out in Stockport you're looking for lads , Manchester FC is it?...
Oh shit, you've already played them this season, haven't you. Lost to 'em an' all.'
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Post by Jayrannasaurus on Mar 26, 2014 9:45:23 GMT
Hahaha!
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Post by NR7 on Mar 26, 2014 13:11:36 GMT
I'm now feverishly hoping Bayern turn up and play the game of their season. Never will I want us to lose but nothing will stop us getting hammered in a week's time anyway. De God the only guy who stands between a decent defeat and abject humiliation. EDIT: The fact that I even typed the last line and is true shows just how far DD has dragged us down  |
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Post by Jayrannasaurus on Mar 26, 2014 13:15:57 GMT
Bayern Munich completed over a thousand passes vs Hertha Berlin:  They're about a month away from coloring in the entire pitch. |
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Post by NR7 on Mar 26, 2014 13:20:47 GMT
Our total passes will be their failed ones alone. And most of those did be side and back. Fucking hell.
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Post by Jayrannasaurus on Mar 27, 2014 21:16:33 GMT
Raymond Verheijen @raymondverheije 34m
The visit of Bayern Munich & Guardiola to Old Trafford will have the cosmic impact of an asteroid or comet, ending the reign of a dinosaur.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 27, 2014 21:21:05 GMT
Raymond Verheijen @raymondverheije 34m The visit of Bayern Munich & Guardiola to Old Trafford will have the cosmic impact of an asteroid or comet, ending the reign of a dinosaur. He's an uber twat that man. Did Manchester United steal his kids or something? |
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Post by Jayrannasaurus on Mar 28, 2014 5:14:44 GMT
Raymond Verheijen @raymondverheije 34m The visit of Bayern Munich & Guardiola to Old Trafford will have the cosmic impact of an asteroid or comet, ending the reign of a dinosaur. He's an uber twat that man. Did Manchester United steal his kids or something? I'm not even sure if it's the club or Moyes that he dislikes so much. |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 28, 2014 5:26:14 GMT
He's an uber twat that man. Did Manchester United steal his kids or something? I'm not even sure if it's the club or Moyes that he dislikes so much. I think it's Moyes tbh but it seems extremely personal petty. ------ Fixed. |
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Post by king nothing on Mar 28, 2014 6:31:58 GMT
Bayern Munich completed over a thousand passes vs Hertha Berlin: They're about a month away from coloring in the entire pitch. That. Is. Remarkable. Bayern I doff my cap. But you will never take my 99 away. |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 28, 2014 6:42:09 GMT
to be fair, that passing stat just looks more like Pep has taken his brand of 'make teams fall asleep football' to a different club
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Post by king nothing on Mar 28, 2014 6:58:49 GMT
It looks like a giant thumb print!
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