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Post by _ on Apr 27, 2015 0:03:54 GMT
I'm hungry again Definitely making chilli if I wake up in the morning  |
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Post by grandpaTJ on Apr 27, 2015 0:06:20 GMT
I'm hungry again Definitely making chilli if I wake up in the morning Eat about 10 bowls then go for drive and unwind a few turbans and melt a few noses |
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Post by grandpaTJ on Apr 27, 2015 0:15:06 GMT
those fookers will think "Biological Warfare" Just be careful afterwards that you don't end up waking to a bald Moggles after you singe his hair off |
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Post by _ on Apr 27, 2015 0:18:47 GMT
That little fecker has way too much hair anyway |
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Post by CaajScot on Apr 27, 2015 8:54:25 GMT
I learnt this ages ago. The best cure of being pissed off when United lose a game is let your grandson's kick the shite out of you laughing and enjoy it. Wee Kaiden will be up after and I will let him do that. Seeing his laughing smiling face will wake me up and realise that he would not have a clue about what supporting a team is at 2 years old but know's what fighting his grandad is, playing with his toys and watching kiddies shows on the tv. Then a walk to the local park with him and the wife and kick a football around. Just like Connor (9) and Alexanda (8) when they were 2 years old and visiting here for the day. |
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Post by grandpaTJ on Apr 28, 2015 2:49:02 GMT
Ain't it just GRAND to be a grampy?? I've an even dozen now,spent weeked with 2 of them staying here Sat to Sun evening, and a toddler all day with them Sunday.
Maddy, who is 8, has been with us since she was born, we babysat, and she lived with us for a year and half as well, while the daughter pulled her head out of
her butt.
We love em all, but Maddy is like our own.
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Post by CaajScot on Apr 28, 2015 10:20:37 GMT
The phrase “rule of thumb” is derived from an old English law which stated that you could not beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb. It is legal for a male to urinate in public, as long it is on the rear wheel of his motor vehicle and his right hand is on the vehicle. In Chester you can only shoot a Welsh person with a bow and arrow inside the city walls and after midnight.  In England, all men over the age of 14 must carry out two hours of longbow practice a day. |
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Post by _ on Apr 28, 2015 14:20:36 GMT
I learnt that life's a bitch even for people you don't like anymore
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Post by Deleted on Apr 28, 2015 15:50:06 GMT
TIL that a speck of dust is the halfway point in size between the planet earth and an atom
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Post by _ on Apr 28, 2015 15:58:12 GMT
My mum has 36 pairs of shoes - I have two
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Post by Deleted on Apr 28, 2015 16:36:44 GMT
My mum has 36 pairs of shoes - I have two Can she not borrow you some? |
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Post by _ on Apr 28, 2015 16:40:19 GMT
I was hoping Rooney could borrow a pair - hers aren't made of stone |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 28, 2015 17:42:35 GMT
I was hoping Rooney could borrow a pair - hers aren't made of stone You really want him around your mother with his past history??? |
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Post by _ on Apr 28, 2015 17:46:49 GMT
I was hoping Rooney could borrow a pair - hers aren't made of stone You really want him around your mother with his past history??? Two posts of the day in a row?? LOL She could always bore him to death  |
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Post by CaajScot on Apr 28, 2015 17:48:09 GMT
I was hoping Rooney could borrow a pair - hers aren't made of stone You really want him around your mother with his past history??? Rooney might have ingrown toenails, that's why he is always hobbling.  |
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