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Post by WhatsTheMata on Dec 24, 2016 23:57:49 GMT
Update on my Christmas dinner: my two year cousin (who's so tall he wears clothes made for 5 yr olds) decided it was a good idea to chop off his dickhead. Now my uncle rushed with him to the ER.  Had to share this. We didn't eat yet. WTF?? How was that even possible? I feel guilty for laughing at this He didn't chop it off, just cut it and his parents took him to the ER. I felt guilty too, aside from his mother everyone at least smiled. Nothing serious but he's two, can't risk an infection. |
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Post by grandpaTJ on Dec 24, 2016 23:58:59 GMT
Update on my Christmas dinner: my two year cousin (who's so tall he wears clothes made for 5 yr olds) decided it was a good idea to chop off his dickhead. Now my uncle rushed with him to the ER. Had to share this. We didn't eat yet. HOLY HELL! That is worse than the time we went pheasant hunting an my little brother pissed on an electric fence. (he went airborne about 8 foot backwards) |
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Post by WhatsTheMata on Dec 25, 2016 0:00:08 GMT
Update on my Christmas dinner: my two year cousin (who's so tall he wears clothes made for 5 yr olds) decided it was a good idea to chop off his dickhead. Now my uncle rushed with him to the ER. Had to share this. We didn't eat yet. HOLY HELL! That is worse than the time we went pheasant hunting an my little brother pissed on an electric fence. (he went airborne about 8 foot backwards) Dickhead still there it just bled and he cried and stopped. I have no idea what the fuck he was trying to accomplish. |
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Post by grandpaTJ on Dec 25, 2016 0:01:34 GMT
HOLY HELL! That is worse than the time we went pheasant hunting an my little brother pissed on an electric fence. (he went airborne about 8 foot backwards) Dickhead still there it just bled and he cried and stopped. I have no idea what the fuck he was trying to accomplish. I think I would be terrified to know, don't want to have actions like that understandable at all EDIT** If I was guessing, would suspect one of the other boys told him it was a snake or something, boys tend to do some pretty dumb stuff |
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Post by Sméagol on Dec 25, 2016 0:02:43 GMT
WTF?? How was that even possible? I feel guilty for laughing at this He didn't chop it off, just cut it and his parents took him to the ER. I felt guilty too, aside from his mother everyone at least smiled. Nothing serious but he's two, can't risk an infection. Glad to hear he's ok. Still funny though |
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Post by WhatsTheMata on Dec 25, 2016 0:03:47 GMT
Dickhead still there it just bled and he cried and stopped. I have no idea what the fuck he was trying to accomplish. I think I would be terrified to know, don't want to have actions like that understandable at all We all had a laugh after as it isn't serious, it's a cut but at the same time we were concerned. Grandma refuses to serve dinner until they're back. |
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Post by WhatsTheMata on Dec 25, 2016 0:05:00 GMT
He didn't chop it off, just cut it and his parents took him to the ER. I felt guilty too, aside from his mother everyone at least smiled. Nothing serious but he's two, can't risk an infection. Glad to hear he's ok. Still funny though We can't not laugh at this. I'm just what the fuck lol |
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Post by grandpaTJ on Dec 25, 2016 0:08:42 GMT
 Been pushing near 50 years since little brother got his dick knocked in the dirt an we still tease him and laugh about it. |
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Post by WhatsTheMata on Dec 25, 2016 0:13:33 GMT
Been pushing near 50 years since little brother got his dick knocked in the dirt an we still tease him and laugh about it. They will hear that for the rest of their lives I am just wondering what's going on on the minds of the ER workers. We will never know because he's two. What made your brother do it? |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 25, 2016 0:27:34 GMT
Update on my Christmas dinner: my two year cousin (who's so tall he wears clothes made for 5 yr olds) decided it was a good idea to chop off his dickhead. Now my uncle rushed with him to the ER. Had to share this. We didn't eat yet. Edit: it was a cut but still bled. Dickhead still there. Ive read this three times now and still struggling to come up with some sort of reply to it |
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Post by WhatsTheMata on Dec 25, 2016 0:32:29 GMT
Update on my Christmas dinner: my two year cousin (who's so tall he wears clothes made for 5 yr olds) decided it was a good idea to chop off his dickhead. Now my uncle rushed with him to the ER. Had to share this. We didn't eat yet. Edit: it was a cut but still bled. Dickhead still there. Ive read this three times now and still struggling to come up with some sort of reply to it All I can say is that this family never forgets a good reason for mockery |
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Post by WhatsTheMata on Dec 25, 2016 1:04:58 GMT
They're back from the ER, finally we can eat |
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Post by RAZ on Dec 25, 2016 1:14:34 GMT
They're back from the ER, finally we can eat So?a bit of dickhead for everyone for a starter?😂😂 Sorry 😉 i hope he's doing fine |
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Post by WhatsTheMata on Dec 25, 2016 1:47:58 GMT
They're back from the ER, finally we can eat So?a bit of dickhead for everyone for a starter?😂😂 Sorry 😉 i hope he's doing fine His father was the first one to say he brought sausage for dinner. We are terrible people. |
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Post by Bestie on Dec 25, 2016 1:50:29 GMT
I came in here to wish everyone the happiest of Christmases and instead I'm reading about an attempted self-bar mitzvah. Sums this place up really.
Anyway, yeah alright. You're all okay I suppose.
Seriously, RoM sums up the speech in my sig. You're my guys, and I'm yours. End of the day we all want the same thing and that's what United is about. Happy tomorrow!
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"United’s flag is deepest red, it shrouded all our Munich dead. Before their limbs grew stiff and cold, their heart’s blood dyed it’s ev’ry fold. Then raise United’s banner high, beneath it’s shade we’ll live and die. So keep the faith and never fear." 
