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Post by WhatsTheMata on Mar 6, 2017 14:16:58 GMT
Scissors? Wtf. I use a fork and a knife to cut it. You are a genuine savage. The only acceptable way is to grab that first slice HARD, eat the fuck out of it. Assert dominance over the rest of the pizza You should slowly torture the Pizza by hurting it with your attempt to make a straight cut. Slow death. The other pizza slices will bow to your as their new leader. |
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Post by CaajScot on Mar 6, 2017 14:19:16 GMT
What the shit was I reading about some absolute savages using a knife and fork for cutting god's own food? Also... Serious question. I know people that use SCISSORS to cut pizza rather than a pizza wheel...... what does people here use? I use gods own blade- the wheel SCISSORS!! FFS, if we get a big pizza to share then it's cut with a knife only but I am a greedy bastard concerning pizza's, I don't even use a knife or fork just my fat fingers and nosh the lot, the wife will use a pizza wheel. Concerning pizza toppings, it has to be pepperoni's hands down, I love them, I like mushrooms also but not on a pizza let alone a topping, I enjoy mushrooms in a chicken and mushroom pie or in spaghetti bolognese. |
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Post by WhatsTheMata on Mar 6, 2017 15:57:42 GMT
 I'm surprised not to see a mention of pineapple pizza. Shame on you guys. Meanwhile in Iceland. |
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Post by Rio5 on Mar 6, 2017 16:03:44 GMT
I am so out of loop that I didn't know that PIZZA thread existed hahaha  |
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Post by WhatsTheMata on Mar 6, 2017 16:19:32 GMT
I am so out of loop that I didn't know that PIZZA thread existed hahaha It's new  |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 6, 2017 17:02:15 GMT
I am so out of loop that I didn't know that PIZZA thread existed hahaha All relevant things have a thread  |
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Post by RAZ on Mar 6, 2017 19:01:24 GMT
42% of the British public should be shot. Seriously though, MUSHROOMS are the most popular topping? What the fuck?! |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 6, 2017 19:06:50 GMT
What the shit was I reading about some absolute savages using a knife and fork for cutting god's own food? Also... Serious question. I know people that use SCISSORS to cut pizza rather than a pizza wheel...... what does people here use? I use gods own blade- the wheel I either use the wheel of god or scissors. Using a knife ruins it as it drags half the topping with it. |
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Post by Rustin Cohle on Mar 6, 2017 19:41:59 GMT
What the shit was I reading about some absolute savages using a knife and fork for cutting god's own food? Also... Serious question. I know people that use SCISSORS to cut pizza rather than a pizza wheel...... what does people here use? I use gods own blade- the wheel The wheel is ideal. I have experimented with scissors and they are very effective but it just feels wrong. I only use a knife and fork in restaurants that offer no alternative. And then I never go to that establishment again. |
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Post by Reduntildeath on Mar 6, 2017 19:55:11 GMT
What the shit was I reading about some absolute savages using a knife and fork for cutting god's own food? Also... Serious question. I know people that use SCISSORS to cut pizza rather than a pizza wheel...... what does people here use? I use gods own blade- the wheel The wheel is ideal. I have experimented with scissors and they are very effective but it just feels wrong. I only use a knife and fork in restaurants that offer no alternative. And then I never go to that establishment again. Wheel, scissors, bare hands etc etc, although these rules only apply with a pizza NOT containing pineapple,best way of attacking them is to leave them unmolested in the box, and deposit same in the nearest bin! |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 6, 2017 19:56:53 GMT
If scissors or the wheel is not accessible then the only acceptable method is to fold. Knife and fork should be banned,
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Post by Reduntildeath on Mar 6, 2017 19:56:56 GMT
You are a genuine savage. The only acceptable way is to grab that first slice HARD, eat the fuck out of it. Assert dominance over the rest of the pizza You should slowly torture the Pizza by hurting it with your attempt to make a straight cut. Slow death. The other pizza slices will bow to your as their new leader. Have you tried the "rolling a segment up and eating it like a Swiss roll" method? |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 6, 2017 20:30:31 GMT
42% of the British public should be shot. Seriously though, MUSHROOMS are the most popular topping? What the fuck?! Chickens not even on the list |
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Post by WhatsTheMata on Mar 6, 2017 21:35:04 GMT
You should slowly torture the Pizza by hurting it with your attempt to make a straight cut. Slow death. The other pizza slices will bow to your as their new leader. Have you tried the "rolling a segment up and eating it like a Swiss roll" method? On the entire pizza? |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 6, 2017 22:01:30 GMT
Great!i love british people My god, I'm getting some bricks to build a wall between our borders. Sweetcorn. I've been avoiding this thread but seriously, sweetcorn on a pizza? |
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