dichinero
United School Boy
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Post by dichinero on Feb 22, 2008 14:29:04 GMT
You Are My Tevez, My Carlos Tevez We Bought You Dodgy, On Deadline Day We'll Never Know Just, How Much You Cost Us Please Don't Take, My Tevez, Away Oh and the one I use for my signature, i know its old but its not sung that often and it should! You are my Tevez, my only Tevez, They say you're ugly, but we don't care. we wanted torres but got you instead. so, please don't take my Tevez away
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Post by Pooja on Feb 22, 2008 15:52:20 GMT
They should make him the Prime Minister Anderson, Anderson, They should make him the Prime Minister Anderson... ‘Cos the boy’s got football mastered And he’s not an evil baaaaaaastard, Like Maggie fuuuucking Thatcher And her son (Anderson!) They should make him king of England Anderson, Anderson, They should make him king of England Anderson... ‘Cos the ball sticks to his bootlace And he’s not a total fruitcake Like Lizzy fuuuuucking Windsor And her son (Anderson!) They should make him king of Heaven Anderson, Anderson, They should make him king of Heaven Anderson... ‘Cos the whole midfield he bosses And he isn’t scared of crosses Like the Virgin Mary And her son (Anderson!) They should make him tackle street-crime Anderson, Anderson, They should make him tackle street-crime Anderson... ‘Cos he tackles just like Pally And he’s not a theiving scally Like Mrs. fuuuuuuucking Gerrard And her son (Anderson!)
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Post by Gapi on Feb 22, 2008 16:08:49 GMT
Hahahahahaaaaa Brilliant!!!
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Post by Manc Fever on Feb 22, 2008 17:43:35 GMT
They should make him the Prime Minister Anderson, Anderson, They should make him the Prime Minister Anderson... ‘Cos the boy’s got football mastered And he’s not an evil baaaaaaastard, Like Maggie fuuuucking Thatcher And her son (Anderson!) They should make him king of England Anderson, Anderson, They should make him king of England Anderson... ‘Cos the ball sticks to his bootlace And he’s not a total fruitcake Like Lizzy fuuuuucking Windsor And her son (Anderson!) They should make him king of Heaven Anderson, Anderson, They should make him king of Heaven Anderson... ‘Cos the whole midfield he bosses And he isn’t scared of crosses Like the Virgin Mary And her son (Anderson!) They should make him tackle street-crime Anderson, Anderson, They should make him tackle street-crime Anderson... ‘Cos he tackles just like Pally And he’s not a theiving scally Like Mrs. fuuuuuuucking Gerrard And her son (Anderson!) Don't take credit for stuff you haven't done mate This was done by a member on Redcafe
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mufcjoe
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Whos that comin over the hill?Is it Nemanja?No, wait its a scouser on my bike!Get here you lil twat!
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Post by mufcjoe on Feb 22, 2008 18:00:29 GMT
They should make him the Prime Minister Anderson, Anderson, They should make him the Prime Minister Anderson... ‘Cos the boy’s got football mastered And he’s not an evil baaaaaaastard, Like Maggie fuuuucking Thatcher And her son (Anderson!) They should make him king of England Anderson, Anderson, They should make him king of England Anderson... ‘Cos the ball sticks to his bootlace And he’s not a total fruitcake Like Lizzy fuuuuucking Windsor And her son (Anderson!) They should make him king of Heaven Anderson, Anderson, They should make him king of Heaven Anderson... ‘Cos the whole midfield he bosses And he isn’t scared of crosses Like the Virgin Mary And her son (Anderson!) They should make him tackle street-crime Anderson, Anderson, They should make him tackle street-crime Anderson... ‘Cos he tackles just like Pally And he’s not a theiving scally Like Mrs. fuuuuuuucking Gerrard And her son (Anderson!)
Tune?
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Post by Pooja on Feb 22, 2008 18:11:37 GMT
They should make him the Prime Minister Anderson, Anderson, They should make him the Prime Minister Anderson... ‘Cos the boy’s got football mastered And he’s not an evil baaaaaaastard, Like Maggie fuuuucking Thatcher And her son (Anderson!) They should make him king of England Anderson, Anderson, They should make him king of England Anderson... ‘Cos the ball sticks to his bootlace And he’s not a total fruitcake Like Lizzy fuuuuucking Windsor And her son (Anderson!) They should make him king of Heaven Anderson, Anderson, They should make him king of Heaven Anderson... ‘Cos the whole midfield he bosses And he isn’t scared of crosses Like the Virgin Mary And her son (Anderson!) They should make him tackle street-crime Anderson, Anderson, They should make him tackle street-crime Anderson... ‘Cos he tackles just like Pally And he’s not a theiving scally Like Mrs. fuuuuuuucking Gerrard And her son (Anderson!) Don't take credit for stuff you haven't done mate This was done by a member on Redcafe Never said , I did it.
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Post by Manc Fever on Feb 22, 2008 20:17:40 GMT
Don't take credit for stuff you haven't done mate This was done by a member on Redcafe Never said , I did it. That's irrelevant. He created it, you should have credited it to him. Anyway, it's a cracking song !
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Post by Pooja on Feb 23, 2008 4:42:06 GMT
Yeah , I should have credited him. A brilliant song nonetheless
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mufcjoe
United Bench Warmer
Member of the Month - March 08
Whos that comin over the hill?Is it Nemanja?No, wait its a scouser on my bike!Get here you lil twat!
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Post by mufcjoe on Feb 23, 2008 12:38:01 GMT
Tune?
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Post by hollandred on Feb 23, 2008 16:40:20 GMT
Adebayor, Adebayooooooooor your dad washes elephants your mom is a whore
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Post by Supatrice> on Feb 23, 2008 20:40:43 GMT
Adebayor, Adebayooooooooor your dad washes elephants your mom is a whore Don't like that. The best chants are clever funny, a bit rude maybe. That's just racist.
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Post by stretfordendling on Feb 24, 2008 23:38:33 GMT
Who put the ball in Jens Lehman's net? Who put the ball in Jens Lehman's net? Who put the ball in Jens Lehman's net? DARREN FUCKING FLETCHER!!! - Created by me on matchday and sung by grand total of 9 people
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Post by A-t-S on Feb 25, 2008 10:07:45 GMT
To all,
A friend of mine was at the game on saturday, and he said he heard an Edwin Van der Sar chant ? Anyone know of it ?
Cheers.
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Post by Bestie on Feb 25, 2008 10:25:34 GMT
Didn't hear it mate, soz. I did hear a marvelous new Anderson song though:
Aaaaannnnnderson-son-son, He's bet-ter than Kleberson Aaaaannnnnderson-son-son, He's the midfield magician. To the left, to the right, Follow the samba beat tonight. He's got class, he's got brass Aaaaannnnd he... Shits on Fabregas!!!!
Repeated for about 10 mins throughout the second half.
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Post by A-t-S on Feb 25, 2008 15:25:51 GMT
Didn't hear it mate, soz. I did hear a marvelous new Anderson song though: Aaaaannnnnderson-son-son, He's bet-ter than Kleberson Aaaaannnnnderson-son-son, He's the midfield magician. To the left, to the right, Follow the samba beat tonight. He's got class, he's got brass Aaaaannnnd he... Shits on Fabregas!!!! Repeated for about 10 mins throughout the second half. To the tune of ?
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