Post by Rio's Back Pocket on May 24, 2006 8:32:02 GMT
In an attempt to scupple any chances of other teams putting up a fight for the premiership next season Chelsea have confirmed they will be buying ALL the players in the world.
Peter Kenyon said of the BIG transfer deal;
"we have spent a lot of time thinking about this one and it seems to be the best option available to us"
Going further he has insisted that it has been his idea all along and he tried to initiate the BIG deal last season by doing the deals for SWP, Maniche, Essien and most recently Ballack but were unable to seal the other 10000 deals.
Moaninginho has stated his support for such a deal saying
"i am so beautiful. can you believe i'm this beautiful. no one else is this beautiful. i must be this beautiful because i am so special."
The BIG transfer deal will see the Chelski squad expand dramatically over the summer which has led to speculation that some of the 'bigger' players might be upset.
Frank Lampard is quoted as saying
"i'm this fat because i love ice cream on pizza"
Experts in the media have already voiced concerns of how the league might unfold with only one team able to bring players onto the pitch.
Moaninginho responded with
"can you believe i'm this beautiful"
Frank Lampard agreed saying
"I like it when you can see the fat dripping off the edges"
and Kenyon went on record to say
"i'm very pleased with the deal. I've spoken to the teams conerned and they do not seem to be reluctant at all in selling all their players, so we'll have to tip a few players off but i believe this will only be another drop in the Abramovich Ocean"
Peter Kenyon said of the BIG transfer deal;
"we have spent a lot of time thinking about this one and it seems to be the best option available to us"
Going further he has insisted that it has been his idea all along and he tried to initiate the BIG deal last season by doing the deals for SWP, Maniche, Essien and most recently Ballack but were unable to seal the other 10000 deals.
Moaninginho has stated his support for such a deal saying
"i am so beautiful. can you believe i'm this beautiful. no one else is this beautiful. i must be this beautiful because i am so special."
The BIG transfer deal will see the Chelski squad expand dramatically over the summer which has led to speculation that some of the 'bigger' players might be upset.
Frank Lampard is quoted as saying
"i'm this fat because i love ice cream on pizza"
Experts in the media have already voiced concerns of how the league might unfold with only one team able to bring players onto the pitch.
Moaninginho responded with
"can you believe i'm this beautiful"
Frank Lampard agreed saying
"I like it when you can see the fat dripping off the edges"
and Kenyon went on record to say
"i'm very pleased with the deal. I've spoken to the teams conerned and they do not seem to be reluctant at all in selling all their players, so we'll have to tip a few players off but i believe this will only be another drop in the Abramovich Ocean"
;D
