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Post by 7even on Jun 1, 2006 3:10:55 GMT
Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.
Here I sit in misty vapour in a shithouse with no paper I have no time to sit and linger watch out asshole here comes finger.
What is the difference between a sin and shame? It's a sin to stick it in and a shame to take it out.
Two eggs boiling in a pan, one male and one female. The female egg says "Look, I've got a crack" "No good telling me" replies the male egg "I'm not hard yet"
Q. Why don't guys like to preform oral sex on a woman the morning after sex? A. Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwich?
Q. Why don't they have any toilet paper in KFC? A. Because its finger licking good!
Q. What do a gynocologist and a pizza boy have in common? A. They can smell it but they cant eat it! Personal favourite!
Q. What does a dwarf get if he runs through a womans legs? A. A clit around the ear and a flap across the face!
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Post by Busby Boy on Jun 4, 2006 22:07:25 GMT
Gynocologist & Pizza boy one is funny! ;D
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Post by sahahaha on Jun 6, 2006 14:52:48 GMT
lol fuckjing distusting. That grilled cheese sandwich joke, lol err bloody hell.
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Post by sahahaha on Jun 6, 2006 15:00:14 GMT
Reapeat the following steps in order.
1, stick out your tongue. 2, wiggle it to the top of your mouth. 3, now, wiggle it to the left side of your mouth. 4, please, wiggle it to the right side of your mouth. 5, finally, put your tongue back in your mouth. .
......Congratulations....You have just completed the stephan hawkings home work out!
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roonaldo
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Post by roonaldo on Jun 6, 2006 15:25:58 GMT
Reapeat the following steps in order. 1, stick out your tongue. 2, wiggle it to the top of your mouth. 3, now, wiggle it to the left side of your mouth. 4, please, wiggle it to the right side of your mouth. 5, finally, put your tongue back in your mouth. . ......Congratulations....You have just completed the stephan hawkings home work out! lol..................a bit harsh.
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Post by sahahaha on Jun 6, 2006 15:59:42 GMT
Nah he'd appreciate that one, right joker, good old Hawks as we call him! He used to do a bit of stand up! hahahaha
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sfyyaz
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Post by sfyyaz on Jun 9, 2006 19:29:53 GMT
Nah he'd appreciate that one, right joker, good old Hawks as we call him! He used to do a bit of stand up! hahahaha
LOL
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Crilly
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Post by Crilly on Jun 12, 2006 20:54:52 GMT
Nah he'd appreciate that one, right joker, good old Hawks as we call him! He used to do a bit of stand up! hahahaha ;D reeled him in there!
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Post by Busby Boy on Jun 12, 2006 22:41:27 GMT
Nah he'd appreciate that one, right joker, good old Hawks as we call him! He used to do a bit of stand up! hahahaha haha!....that just topped it all off!
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Post by rewdie on Jun 15, 2006 23:15:59 GMT
Reapeat the following steps in order.
1, stick out your tongue. 2, wiggle it to the top of your mouth. 3, now, wiggle it to the left side of your mouth. 4, please, wiggle it to the right side of your mouth. 5, finally, put your tongue back in your mouth. .
......Congratulations....You have just completed the stephan hawkings home work out!
lol..................a bit harsh.
Ye but fukin funny, made me laugh
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Post by rewdie on Jun 15, 2006 23:16:54 GMT
Nah he'd appreciate that one, right joker, good old Hawks as we call him! He used to do a bit of stand up! hahahaha
LOL good one!
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