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Oct 27, 2006 12:43:40 GMT
Post by missunited on Oct 27, 2006 12:43:40 GMT
WOMAN'S POEM Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend.
MAN'S POEM I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a s**t.
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Oct 27, 2006 19:52:08 GMT
Post by redom on Oct 27, 2006 19:52:08 GMT
we're not asking for much are we??
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Oct 27, 2006 21:29:19 GMT
Post by Red Yank on Oct 27, 2006 21:29:19 GMT
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jay87
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Ronaldo rides countless number of harsh challenges every game, so to dive one time, its justice!
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Oct 27, 2006 22:06:59 GMT
Post by jay87 on Oct 27, 2006 22:06:59 GMT
LOL Quality missunited!!
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Oct 27, 2006 22:55:48 GMT
Post by 7even on Oct 27, 2006 22:55:48 GMT
Ha, ha nice one Sil. ;D!
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Oct 29, 2006 16:12:02 GMT
Post by JoshReddevilz on Oct 29, 2006 16:12:02 GMT
lol!
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