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Post by Karma on May 26, 2016 22:11:40 GMT
RAWK Post of the day: He's going to fuck them up even more than Van Gaal. Popcorn time. Shouldn't take Jose long at all to develop a United level hatred for those bin dipping, rat breeding low-life scousers Last week they collapsed at the Europa league final, finished eighth with no Champions league, watched us pick up our 12th FA Cup and are now on the cusp of hiring Jose. Just need big Zlat now to add some fairy dust.
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Post by Deleted on May 26, 2016 22:16:03 GMT
Typical SSN. We appoint Mourinho and the first people they speak to, to get their opinions are 2 ex Scousers.
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Post by redcase on May 26, 2016 22:28:17 GMT
The rest of the league just collectively shat it. Like literally, covered in their own faeces. Reddit is like the shit soaked aftermath of a bajillion people simultaneously shitting their body mass all at once. A shit covered graveyard.
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Post by Ole's Red Whiteknight03 Army on May 26, 2016 22:29:19 GMT
maybe he's not off to ASDA then! I do enjoy his utter disdain for the Sky Sports guy who follows him around. Also, no United tie? Poor form. Speaking of ties, does anyone else really want one of the Cup Final ties van Gaal and the rest of the suits were wearing? Looked lovely. Thought I was the only one to stoop to fashion sense. Do they sell those?
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Post by Ole's Red Whiteknight03 Army on May 26, 2016 22:33:50 GMT
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Post by ManicRed on May 26, 2016 22:35:11 GMT
Delighted.. Delighted to see all the Chelsea Rent Boys, Scousers crying Delighted Arsenal fans whining Delighted Zlatan toying with us
Rock N Roll... apparently he has done the first interview with MUFC TV
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Post by Deleted on May 26, 2016 22:44:13 GMT
Most the other teams have great coaches too. I think we're just back on the radar rather than them shitting themselves.
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Post by grandpaTJ on May 26, 2016 23:35:50 GMT
Most the other teams have great coaches too. I think we're just back on the radar rather than them shitting themselves. Aye, there are some great coaches in the Premier, perhaps their having to shake the lumps ouf of the pant's legs could be related to the number of times Jose's teams have kicked their collective asses?
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Post by Deleted on May 26, 2016 23:54:26 GMT
Most the other teams have great coaches too. I think we're just back on the radar rather than them shitting themselves. Aye, there are some great coaches in the Premier, perhaps their having to shake the lumps ouf of the pant's legs could be related to the number of times Jose's teams have kicked their collective asses? his win percentage against Renieri is 33%. His win record against Klopp is 20%. His win record against Pep is 18%.
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Post by grandpaTJ on May 26, 2016 23:55:51 GMT
Typical SSN. We appoint Mourinho and the first people they speak to, to get their opinions are 2 ex Scousers.Is that like being an ex-convict ? These ex-scousers will definitely provide the Laugh at Scousers thread with some very good fodder I want to wake up tomorrow to headlines saying Ibra is on the way to work with Jose once again.
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Post by grandpaTJ on May 27, 2016 0:04:25 GMT
Aye, there are some great coaches in the Premier, perhaps their having to shake the lumps ouf of the pant's legs could be related to the number of times Jose's teams have kicked their collective asses? his win percentage against Renieri is 33%. His win record against Klopp is 20%. His win record against Pep is 18%. Ah, Gramps opens mouth, and inserts foot, glad I took a shower. I'm so damn Chuffed with what is going on that I'll chew that SOB and just look at the win loss against those managers as motivation for United to kick their asses. I have been so tired of watching the men in United kit walking off after performances they knew were crap, I could scream. No matter what else, Jose will bring back some swagger where it is desperately needed. Excellent, more motivation to go out and kick their collective asses. (and none of them is coaching the clubs that beat him)
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Post by Deleted on May 27, 2016 0:19:04 GMT
his win percentage against Renieri is 33%. His win record against Klopp is 20%. His win record against Pep is 18%. Ah, Gramps opens mouth, and inserts foot, glad I took a shower. I'm so damn Chuffed with what is going on that I'll chew that SOB and just look at the win loss against those managers as motivation for United to kick their asses. I have been so tired of watching the men in United kit walking off after performances they knew were crap, I could scream. No matter what else, Jose will bring back some swagger where it is desperately needed. Excellent, more motivation to go out and kick their collective asses. (and none of them is coaching the clubs that beat him) I've had enough of the friendly Premier League tbf. Jose will definitely get under a few skins.
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Post by Ole's Red Whiteknight03 Army on May 27, 2016 0:52:19 GMT
Rio Ferdinand 20 mins · Congratulations to Jose on being announced manager of the biggest club in the world! This is Jose Mourinho's most exciting & most challenging job yet. The first thing he needs to do is install 'winning mentality' back into the club. Get this ingredient back into the players but also the people that work inside the club day to day. Give them back that belief so it is breathing throughout the club again, which is so important. But doing the above in the Manchester United way is equally as important. I have heard many say the 'Mourinho WAY' is not the Manchester United style of playing football. However, the Chelsea team that Jose put together first time round when he entered the Premier League played with wingers and hurt teams with quick attacking play. They had the likes of Robben and Duff on the wings who were direct and quick. This is a sign he knows how to get a team playing in a way Manchester United fans can look forward to seeing. Another doubt I keep hearing and being asked is, will he keep in with the tradition of the club which is bringing through the young players? For the moment, I can't answer this, only time will tell. One thing I can tell Manchester United fans is that they have got themselves a true winner in all aspects. His CV shows success! After his recent unsuccessful time at Chelsea in the final year, I can assure you this winner is now a wounded animal which makes him such a mouthwatering appointment. Jose went from winning the League cup & Premier League to a season of disappointment at Chelsea and I am certain he will want to restore all of that very quickly. He will be desperate to silence the media who have been writing and saying negative things about him (he will have stored it all being the competitor he is) and will be as focused as ever. Mourinho's huge personality is made for this great club, it's what he has been waiting for. Wishing him all the best! RF Edit: Put the link in of Rio's Facebook account and the Picture came up as the link and won't let me delete it. Could not give a fuck anyway, looks like Jose 'The Eagle has Landed' at OT. Now there's a man who gets United and actually had the stones to captain this club. I'd take him as an assistant over Giggs (the man in charge of our abysmal set pieces) in a heartbeat.
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Post by Deleted on May 27, 2016 0:55:43 GMT
Rio Ferdinand 20 mins · Congratulations to Jose on being announced manager of the biggest club in the world! This is Jose Mourinho's most exciting & most challenging job yet. The first thing he needs to do is install 'winning mentality' back into the club. Get this ingredient back into the players but also the people that work inside the club day to day. Give them back that belief so it is breathing throughout the club again, which is so important. But doing the above in the Manchester United way is equally as important. I have heard many say the 'Mourinho WAY' is not the Manchester United style of playing football. However, the Chelsea team that Jose put together first time round when he entered the Premier League played with wingers and hurt teams with quick attacking play. They had the likes of Robben and Duff on the wings who were direct and quick. This is a sign he knows how to get a team playing in a way Manchester United fans can look forward to seeing. Another doubt I keep hearing and being asked is, will he keep in with the tradition of the club which is bringing through the young players? For the moment, I can't answer this, only time will tell. One thing I can tell Manchester United fans is that they have got themselves a true winner in all aspects. His CV shows success! After his recent unsuccessful time at Chelsea in the final year, I can assure you this winner is now a wounded animal which makes him such a mouthwatering appointment. Jose went from winning the League cup & Premier League to a season of disappointment at Chelsea and I am certain he will want to restore all of that very quickly. He will be desperate to silence the media who have been writing and saying negative things about him (he will have stored it all being the competitor he is) and will be as focused as ever. Mourinho's huge personality is made for this great club, it's what he has been waiting for. Wishing him all the best! RF Edit: Put the link in of Rio's Facebook account and the Picture came up as the link and won't let me delete it. Could not give a fuck anyway, looks like Jose 'The Eagle has Landed' at OT. Now there's a man who gets United and actually had the stones to captain this club. I'd take him as an assistant over Giggs (the man in charge of our abysmal set pieces) in a heartbeat. Which shows how much this forum has got to you. Rio is as thick as a plank. He wasn't our captain either.
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Post by Deleted on May 27, 2016 0:57:51 GMT
On the other hand the players would be happy because they'd have their chips.
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