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Post by onenedkelly on May 30, 2006 14:10:48 GMT
It's been reported that Chelsea will be making a bid for Tony Yeboah.
They have also put pen to paper for Oliea Sanchez Beras the unborn child of Chilean couple Mr and Mrs Beras.
They are also on the lookout in the World Cup for a QUALITY midfielder.
Peter Kenyon on Yeboah signing: "We tried signing Yeboah from Leeds years ago before I came to Chelsea but we never had the pulling power or the pennies to do so"
"Our average gate of 28-30'000 fans used to sing out his name and now were in a position to repay the faithfull followers of yesteryear with another signing"
On the Chillian: "As for the Chillian kid, we heard he was available as he hadn't signed for anyone else and in this day and age you need to get them young so they can train with Chelsea and never have a career in football"
World Cup Midfielder watch: "Our sole reason to signing another quality midfielder this season is purely down to the Xmas doo setup, it's 12 to a table and we can't change venue as we have paid a deposit, we only have Eleven midfielders and it seemed a waste to have one seat free"
"There are lot of people in the World thats been hit by poverty and we decided that to show the World were not about wasting money in such a manner"
Kenyon - Abromavich - Mourinho #Wa#
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Post by 7even on May 30, 2006 14:14:25 GMT
Ha ha, I see you’re not short of love for Chelsea and everyone involved.  ! |
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Post by onenedkelly on May 30, 2006 14:16:59 GMT
Im sorry but I can't post the links to these stories  It's been reported that Chelsea will be making a bid for Tony Yeboah. They have also put pen to paper for Oliea Sanchez Beras the unborn child of Chilean couple Mr and Mrs Beras. They are also on the lookout in the World Cup for a QUALITY midfielder. Peter Kenyon on Yeboah signing: "We tried signing Yeboah from Leeds years ago before I came to Chelsea but we never had the pulling power or the pennies to do so" "Our average gate of 28-30'000 fans used to sing out his name and now were in a position to repay the faithfull followers of yesteryear with another signing" On the Chillian: "As for the Chillian kid, we heard he was available as he hadn't signed for anyone else and in this day and age you need to get them young so they can train with Chelsea and never have a career in football" World Cup Midfielder watch: "Our sole reason to signing another quality midfielder this season is purely down to the Xmas doo setup, it's 12 to a table and we can't change venue as we have paid a deposit, we only have Eleven midfielders and it seemed a waste to have one seat free" "There are lot of people in the World thats been hit by poverty and we decided that to show the World were not about wasting money in such a manner" Kenyon - Abromavich - Mourinho #Wa# |
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Post by onenedkelly on May 30, 2006 14:19:05 GMT
There a fucking joke, where will it end? Id start with that Obi Mikel fucker, Vidic the Impaler to welcome him to the Prem  Ha ha, I see you’re not short of love for Chelsea and everyone involved. ! |
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Post by Busby Boy on May 30, 2006 14:26:57 GMT
Vidic, Heinze & Smith to all go flying in at him and then Neville's bullying tactics which have been succesful on Reyes to force him out of the Premiership!...
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Post by donkeadrogba on May 30, 2006 23:34:24 GMT
I've heard Chelsea have signed an exclusive deal for 100,000 for each of Ronaldinho's sperm to make sure they get in on the ground floor of any and all promising youth players.
In an unrelated story the average man has at any time 2,000,000 sperms.
In another unrelated story Ronaldinho has just bought Brazil.
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Post by schmeichel1 on Jun 1, 2006 6:16:09 GMT
Mmm....Chelsea signing everybody, that's strange!!!
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Post by JoshReddevilz on Jun 1, 2006 10:02:16 GMT
Obi Mikel is stupid, he knows he wont play a game for Chavski with Mourinho desperate for 3 consecutive title, yet he signs for them
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Post by Red Yank on Jun 1, 2006 18:57:09 GMT
Obi Mikel is stupid, he knows he wont play a game for Chavski with Mourinho desperate for 3 consecutive title, yet he signs for them It makes no sense to me either, but if that's who he wants to sit on the bench for then so be it. |
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Post by Crilly on Jun 3, 2006 13:03:17 GMT
Fuck obi kanobi fuckin piece of tai wan scrap metal shit ed. And FUCK chelsea chavski chelscum or whatever else they want to be fucking called bunch of analy infected gonads. buy whoever the fuck you want u cockney nobeds. this is a united board - not thiers!!!!!! so lets just fuck em off!! WE are MANCHESTER UNITED and that fucking means something!! heres a call for all to stop threatin over them pricks and get behind the team, the MANAGER, and all the players especially RUUD for next season. Stop calling for peoples heads and support your team! (although any negative fletcher comments are still encouraged ) |
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Post by JoshReddevilz on Jun 3, 2006 16:08:17 GMT
thats the spirit
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Post by Red Yank on Jun 4, 2006 14:02:03 GMT
Fuck obi kanobi fuckin piece of tai wan scrap metal shit ed. And FUCK chelsea chavski chelscum or whatever else they want to be fucking called bunch of analy infected gonads. buy whoever the fuck you want u cockney nobeds. this is a united board - not thiers!!!!!! so lets just fuck em off!! WE are MANCHESTER UNITED and that fucking means something!! heres a call for all to stop threatin over them pricks and get behind the team, the MANAGER, and all the players especially RUUD for next season. Stop calling for peoples heads and support your team! (although any negative fletcher comments are still encouraged ) obi kanobi....LOL ;D #rock# you've inspired me Crilly! COME ON RENT BOYS...BRING IT!! |
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Post by schmeichel1 on Jun 5, 2006 0:17:40 GMT
buy whoever the fuck you want u cockney nobeds (although any negative fletcher comments are still encouraged )[/quote] That's the trouble mate!, Chelsea can buy whoever they want! They've just bought arugably the best midfielder and striker in world football! |
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Post by neville4president on Jun 5, 2006 10:58:32 GMT
I cannot wait for Mikels debut game at Old Trafford....he is going to be crushed
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