Post by Scott on May 13, 2006 21:29:35 GMT
A nurse at Hope Hospital told an industrial tribunal how she tried to stop the fight between two top doctors which resulted in one of them being sacked by the hospital.
"I pulled them apart" said sexy Jane Adams, 21, "and could see Dr. Jones was in tears. I asked him what it was about and he sobbed 'It's that man on D-ward, you know, that one with the Leeds United pyjamas. Doctor Smith has just told him that he's only got two weeks left to live'. I told him there was nothing more we could do for him and he had to be told. Dr Jones said 'I know that, but I wanted to tell the bastard'"
Q: What do you say to a Leeds fan with two black eyes?
A: Nothing, hes already been said - Twice!
Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
A: Ask a Leeds United supporter
First Leeds fan: "Are you shearing that sheep?"
Second Leeds fan (adjusting his trousers): "No, get your own."
Two Leeds fans talking. The first guy says: "Did you hear about Bert? 'E were found shagging a sheep behind the barn last night?"
"Female sheep was it?"
"Course it were. There's nowt queer about Bert!"
What is the best thing to come out of Yorkshire?
The M62 to Lancashire.
What do you call a Leeds fan with three sheep?
A pimp.
This Leeds fan goes home for his dinner and his wife puts a plate of grass on the table in front of him. “What’s this?” he asks.
“If it’s good enough for your fancy woman,” answers the wife, “it’s good enough for you.”
Why do people take a instant dislike to Leeds fans?
Because it saves time.
Did you hear about the Conservative MP who was found dead in a Leeds United strip?
The police had to dress him up in women's underwear in order to save his family from the embarrassment
"I pulled them apart" said sexy Jane Adams, 21, "and could see Dr. Jones was in tears. I asked him what it was about and he sobbed 'It's that man on D-ward, you know, that one with the Leeds United pyjamas. Doctor Smith has just told him that he's only got two weeks left to live'. I told him there was nothing more we could do for him and he had to be told. Dr Jones said 'I know that, but I wanted to tell the bastard'"
Q: What do you say to a Leeds fan with two black eyes?
A: Nothing, hes already been said - Twice!
Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
A: Ask a Leeds United supporter
First Leeds fan: "Are you shearing that sheep?"
Second Leeds fan (adjusting his trousers): "No, get your own."
Two Leeds fans talking. The first guy says: "Did you hear about Bert? 'E were found shagging a sheep behind the barn last night?"
"Female sheep was it?"
"Course it were. There's nowt queer about Bert!"
What is the best thing to come out of Yorkshire?
The M62 to Lancashire.
What do you call a Leeds fan with three sheep?
A pimp.
This Leeds fan goes home for his dinner and his wife puts a plate of grass on the table in front of him. “What’s this?” he asks.
“If it’s good enough for your fancy woman,” answers the wife, “it’s good enough for you.”
Why do people take a instant dislike to Leeds fans?
Because it saves time.
Did you hear about the Conservative MP who was found dead in a Leeds United strip?
The police had to dress him up in women's underwear in order to save his family from the embarrassment
