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Post by devilsneighbour668 on May 19, 2006 16:03:53 GMT
Q: What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon?
A: A Problem.
Q: What do you call 100 Chelsea fans on the moon?
A: An even bigger problem.
Q: What do you call all the Chelsea fans on the moon?
A: Problem solved
Q: How do you define 144 Chelsea fans
A: Gross Stupidity
Q: Why did Chelsea go on the stock exchange?
A: To prove that crap can float.
Guffaw guffaw! #unitedbanner#
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Post by fergieswarriors on May 27, 2006 21:03:43 GMT
good one
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Post by Busby Boy on May 30, 2006 17:38:40 GMT
that pic with batman and homer simpson are fuckin top!
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Post by 7even on May 30, 2006 18:17:17 GMT
You should see some of his other stuff, bloody breath taking.
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Post by Busby Boy on May 30, 2006 18:34:23 GMT
yeh i have, i remember seeing it in the newspapers a few months back. GENIUS!
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Post by rewdie on Jun 15, 2006 22:48:42 GMT
what pictures?
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Post by Keano's Lovechild on Jul 14, 2006 1:00:30 GMT
Q: What would you get if Newcastle were relegated?
A: 50,000 more Chelsea fans
Four surgeons are having a coffee break. The first one says "I like operating on accountants best because everything inside is numbered."
The second one says "Nah, I like librarians. Everything inside them is always in alphabetical order."
Third one says "Electricians, they're the best. Everything in them is colour coded."
The fourth one says "I prefer Chelsea fans. They're gutless, heartless, spineless, and their heads and backsides are interchangeable"
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Post by Red Yank on Jul 14, 2006 4:11:26 GMT
Q: What would you get if Newcastle were relegated?
A: 50,000 more Chelsea fans
Four surgeons are having a coffee break. The first one says "I like operating on accountants best because everything inside is numbered."
The second one says "Nah, I like librarians. Everything inside them is always in alphabetical order."
Third one says "Electricians, they're the best. Everything in them is colour coded."
The fourth one says "I prefer Chelsea fans. They're gutless, heartless, spineless, and their heads and backsides are interchangeable"  |
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molonono1
United Youth Teamer
my name is roy.what's yours?
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Post by molonono1 on Aug 20, 2006 14:39:12 GMT
brilliant jokes
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Post by schmeichelstarjump! on Aug 20, 2006 15:19:28 GMT
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Naughty red
United Reserve Player
UNITED WE STAND , UNITED WE FALL FOR WE ARE ALL BROTHERS IN ARMSplg%%Rooney%%
Posts: 260
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Post by Naughty red on Aug 20, 2006 20:22:06 GMT
yes its here the funiest joke of the year CHELSEA
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Naughty red
United Reserve Player
UNITED WE STAND , UNITED WE FALL FOR WE ARE ALL BROTHERS IN ARMSplg%%Rooney%%
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Post by Naughty red on Aug 20, 2006 20:24:11 GMT
CHELSEA CHELSEA IN THE GUTTER
KICKED TO FUCK BY A UNITED NUTTER
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Post by dobisskill on Aug 20, 2006 23:14:25 GMT
yes its here the funiest joke of the year CHELSEA nice |
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here are a few funnies