Post by missunited on Jul 18, 2006 12:01:46 GMT
Three kids are sitting in the sandbox playing when they start having a discussion on whose mum has the biggest mouth.
"My mum" says the first one "has got the biggest mouth ever, it's so big that she can eat an entire apple in one bite."
"Hah" says the second kid "that's nothing. My mum's mouth is so big she can put a whole banana in her mouth sideways."
The third child looks at both of the other ones and starts laughing. "My mum has got both your mums beat" He says. "The other night I walked past my parents' bed room and I heard my mum tell my dad 'If you switch the lamp off I will take it in my mouth'.... and Now that's a big lamp"
"My mum" says the first one "has got the biggest mouth ever, it's so big that she can eat an entire apple in one bite."
"Hah" says the second kid "that's nothing. My mum's mouth is so big she can put a whole banana in her mouth sideways."
The third child looks at both of the other ones and starts laughing. "My mum has got both your mums beat" He says. "The other night I walked past my parents' bed room and I heard my mum tell my dad 'If you switch the lamp off I will take it in my mouth'.... and Now that's a big lamp"
