Post by Ricky the Red on Jul 31, 2006 18:38:36 GMT
A plane was about to crash with 5 people on board but only 4 parachutes available. So the passengers: Bill Gates, Steven Gerrard, Nelson Mandela, the Pope and a school girl, had to decide who deserved to get one.
So Bill Gates starts by saying, “I am a computer genius and have changed the world with my software company”. So he gets awarded a parachute and jumps out of the plane.
Next, Nelson Mandela says, “I used to be the president of South Africa and suffered for many years so that we could have equality amongst different races.” So he too gets a parachute and leaves.
Steven Gerrard then barges the Pope and school girl aside, grabs a pack and says, “Well, I’m the great Steven Gerrard and I play for England and won the Champions League last season. Who’s more important that me?” before following the others out of the plane.
With just the Pope and the school girl left the Pope turns to the girl and says, “You go my child. I have had a long and great life. Yours has only just started. Take the remaining parachute.”
To which the girl replies, “Don’t worry, we’re saved. Gerrard just jumped out of the plane with my school bag!”
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
So Bill Gates starts by saying, “I am a computer genius and have changed the world with my software company”. So he gets awarded a parachute and jumps out of the plane.
Next, Nelson Mandela says, “I used to be the president of South Africa and suffered for many years so that we could have equality amongst different races.” So he too gets a parachute and leaves.
Steven Gerrard then barges the Pope and school girl aside, grabs a pack and says, “Well, I’m the great Steven Gerrard and I play for England and won the Champions League last season. Who’s more important that me?” before following the others out of the plane.
With just the Pope and the school girl left the Pope turns to the girl and says, “You go my child. I have had a long and great life. Yours has only just started. Take the remaining parachute.”
To which the girl replies, “Don’t worry, we’re saved. Gerrard just jumped out of the plane with my school bag!”
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
