Post by ballymenared on Sept 14, 2006 9:19:07 GMT
Belfast Zoo had acquired a female of a very rare species of gorilla.
Within a few weeks, the gorilla became very cantankerous and difficult
to handle. Upon examination, the Zoo veterinarian determined the
problem.
The gorilla was on heat. To make matters worse, there were no male
gorillas of the species available. While reflecting on their problem,
the Zoo management noticed big Paddy, a big lad from West Belfast,
responsible for fixing the Zoo's farm machinery. Paddy, like most
chaps from his area, had little sense, but seemed to be possessed with
ample ability to satisfy a female of any species. So the Zoo
administrators thought they might have a solution.
Paddy was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to have sex
with the gorilla for £500?
The big man showed some interest, but said he would have to think the
matter over carefully.
The following day, Paddy announced that he would accept their offer, but
only under three conditions:
"First," he said, "I don"t want to have to kiss her."
"Secondly, you must never never tell anyone about this." The Zoo administration quickly
agreed to these conditions, so they asked what was his third condition.
"Well," said Paddy, "You gotta give me another week to come up with the
£500."
Within a few weeks, the gorilla became very cantankerous and difficult
to handle. Upon examination, the Zoo veterinarian determined the
problem.
The gorilla was on heat. To make matters worse, there were no male
gorillas of the species available. While reflecting on their problem,
the Zoo management noticed big Paddy, a big lad from West Belfast,
responsible for fixing the Zoo's farm machinery. Paddy, like most
chaps from his area, had little sense, but seemed to be possessed with
ample ability to satisfy a female of any species. So the Zoo
administrators thought they might have a solution.
Paddy was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to have sex
with the gorilla for £500?
The big man showed some interest, but said he would have to think the
matter over carefully.
The following day, Paddy announced that he would accept their offer, but
only under three conditions:
"First," he said, "I don"t want to have to kiss her."
"Secondly, you must never never tell anyone about this." The Zoo administration quickly
agreed to these conditions, so they asked what was his third condition.
"Well," said Paddy, "You gotta give me another week to come up with the
£500."
