Post by derfel on Sept 21, 2006 19:22:55 GMT
1st man: Hi! My name is Fred.
2nd man: Hi! I'm Cyril. How'd you die?
1st man: I froze to death.
2nd man: How horrible!
1st man:
It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I
began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What
about you?
2nd man: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my
wife was cheating, so I came home early to catch her in the act.
But instead, I found her all by herself in the den watching TV.
1st man: So, what happened?
2nd man: I was so sure there was another man there somewhere that
I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic
and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every
closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had
looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just
keeled over with a heart attack and died.
1st man: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be>
alive!
2nd man: Hi! I'm Cyril. How'd you die?
1st man: I froze to death.
2nd man: How horrible!
1st man:
It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I
began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What
about you?
2nd man: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my
wife was cheating, so I came home early to catch her in the act.
But instead, I found her all by herself in the den watching TV.
1st man: So, what happened?
2nd man: I was so sure there was another man there somewhere that
I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic
and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every
closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had
looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just
keeled over with a heart attack and died.
1st man: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be>
alive!
