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Post by sahahaha on Oct 11, 2006 14:01:09 GMT
Poor guy A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
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Post by dobisskill on Oct 11, 2006 15:13:20 GMT
thats a good 'un
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Post by JoshReddevilz on Oct 11, 2006 16:58:20 GMT
lol
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Post by Rooney34 on Oct 11, 2006 19:17:12 GMT
Excellent joke
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Post by Rais.n.Hell on Oct 12, 2006 4:20:43 GMT
hahhahaha...score!!
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nacchi
United School Boy
C'mon we can beat'em this season as well
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Post by nacchi on Oct 15, 2006 7:36:39 GMT
LOLOLOLOLL
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Post by danishred on Oct 24, 2006 12:27:51 GMT
hahahhhahahaaa
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Post by 7even on Oct 26, 2006 1:55:47 GMT
Gee, Nath, talk about old school. I heard that age’s ago. Still a good one. ;D!
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Post by devilsneighbour668 on Oct 26, 2006 20:15:56 GMT
Love it!
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