Post by moxdevil on Oct 16, 2006 13:28:31 GMT
Agnostism- I'm not sure about this shit.
Americanism- Who gives a shit?
Atheism- No shit at all.
Avoidanceism- I'll take care of this shit ... tomorrow.
Baptists- Shit happens. Can you say AMEN!
Calvinism- Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.
Catholicism- Shit happens because you are BAD.
Ceremonial Magic- I can make shit happen
Christian Militia- If shit happens, we'll shoot it.
Christian Science- Shit is only in your mind
Communism- Let's share this shit
Confucianism- Confucius say "shit happens
Denialism- What shit?
Existensialism- What is this shit anyway?
Fatalism- Oh shit, it's going to happen!
Freudianism- Shit is a phallic symbol.
Fundamentalism- BIG shit will happen..SOON
Hare Krishna- Shit happens Rama Rama
Hedonism- There's nothing like a good shit.
Hinduism- This shit happened before
Islam- If shit happens it is the will of Allah.
Jehovah's Witnesses- Let us save you from this shit.
Judaism- Why does shit always happen to US?
Masochism- Do shit to ME.
Materialism- Whoever has the most shit wins
Moonies- Only happy shit happens.
Mormonism- If shit happens you have two wives to blame it on.
New Age- Visualize no shit happening.
Nihilism- After this, no more shit.
Paganism- Shit is part of the Goddess too!
Political Correctism- Processed nutritionally-deprived biological output occurs
Procrastinationism- I'll take care of this shit ... tomorrow.
Protestantism- Shit won't happen if I work harder.
Repressionism- I'll hold this shit in forever
Quakers- No shit here, please
Rastafarianism- Let's smoke some shit.
Sadism- I hope this shit hurts.
Santeriaism- Shit happens to your goat.
Satanism- Sneppah tihs
Scientology- Let us address these faeces.
Stoicism- Shit is good for me.
Seventh Day Adventists- No shit on Saturdays.
Taoism- Shit happens
Televangelism- Send money or shit will happen to you!
Vegetarianism- If it happens to shit, don't eat it
Wiccanism- Oh shit, got that spell wrong again.
Yawehs- Shit happens to white folks.
Zen- What is the sound of shit happening?
Zoroastianism- Shit happens half the time.
Americanism- Who gives a shit?
Atheism- No shit at all.
Avoidanceism- I'll take care of this shit ... tomorrow.
Baptists- Shit happens. Can you say AMEN!
Calvinism- Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.
Catholicism- Shit happens because you are BAD.
Ceremonial Magic- I can make shit happen
Christian Militia- If shit happens, we'll shoot it.
Christian Science- Shit is only in your mind
Communism- Let's share this shit
Confucianism- Confucius say "shit happens
Denialism- What shit?
Existensialism- What is this shit anyway?
Fatalism- Oh shit, it's going to happen!
Freudianism- Shit is a phallic symbol.
Fundamentalism- BIG shit will happen..SOON
Hare Krishna- Shit happens Rama Rama
Hedonism- There's nothing like a good shit.
Hinduism- This shit happened before
Islam- If shit happens it is the will of Allah.
Jehovah's Witnesses- Let us save you from this shit.
Judaism- Why does shit always happen to US?
Masochism- Do shit to ME.
Materialism- Whoever has the most shit wins
Moonies- Only happy shit happens.
Mormonism- If shit happens you have two wives to blame it on.
New Age- Visualize no shit happening.
Nihilism- After this, no more shit.
Paganism- Shit is part of the Goddess too!
Political Correctism- Processed nutritionally-deprived biological output occurs
Procrastinationism- I'll take care of this shit ... tomorrow.
Protestantism- Shit won't happen if I work harder.
Repressionism- I'll hold this shit in forever
Quakers- No shit here, please
Rastafarianism- Let's smoke some shit.
Sadism- I hope this shit hurts.
Santeriaism- Shit happens to your goat.
Satanism- Sneppah tihs
Scientology- Let us address these faeces.
Stoicism- Shit is good for me.
Seventh Day Adventists- No shit on Saturdays.
Taoism- Shit happens
Televangelism- Send money or shit will happen to you!
Vegetarianism- If it happens to shit, don't eat it
Wiccanism- Oh shit, got that spell wrong again.
Yawehs- Shit happens to white folks.
Zen- What is the sound of shit happening?
Zoroastianism- Shit happens half the time.