Post by Vidic's Bitch ! on Nov 1, 2006 13:36:42 GMT
CANTONA
cantona doesn't drink. Being himself is the ultimate high.
cantona invented the sun because he got bored of the world revolving around him.
cantona invented the penis so we'd have another reason to envy him.
cantona once dug a hole to China, where he ate Chairman Mao.
A Japanese man once kept a Tamagotchi alive for ten years, and it evolved into a sentient being. That sentient being is cantona
cantona invented Mr T because he was sick of pitying fools.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures cantona allows to live.
cantona played Russian Roulete with a fully loaded gun and won.
cantona is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
It took 8 Japanese women 7 months to give birth to cantona
cantona can divide by zero.
Legend has it that the hairs of cantona's chest are a powerful aphrodisiac. Every year cantona must kill several Chinese thieves who try to steal them whilst he sleeps.
God has cantona on speed-dial.
In fine print at on the last page of the Guiness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by cantona, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever come to matching him.
If they gave cantona the Ring to throw into Mount Doom in Lord of the Rings he would've had it done before the end of the first chapter, and he probably would've had time to win something along the way too.
When cantona does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
For a brief period in history, cantona had stolen the letter F from the alphabet, that is why we have words such as Photo and Phone.
cantona accidently invented the sport of jousting when he went horseback riding in the middle ages with an erection.
cantona invented drugs, alcohol and sex - so that just for short periods, everyone would be able to feel how awesome it is to be him.
Nine out of every ten married women admit to having had an affair with cantona. The other 1 in 10 didn't survive the foreplay.
cantona invented the Solero Ice Lolly. Consequently, the number of licks to get to the center is equal to his PPS number. If this exact number of licks is achieved, you will be granted eternal life. This is why the queen of england is still alive and on television.
In the time it took you to read this sentence, cantona will have made someone's dream come true.
The film The Exorcist is loosely based on cantona's birth.
cantona doesn't drink. Being himself is the ultimate high.
cantona invented the sun because he got bored of the world revolving around him.
cantona invented the penis so we'd have another reason to envy him.
cantona once dug a hole to China, where he ate Chairman Mao.
A Japanese man once kept a Tamagotchi alive for ten years, and it evolved into a sentient being. That sentient being is cantona
cantona invented Mr T because he was sick of pitying fools.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures cantona allows to live.
cantona played Russian Roulete with a fully loaded gun and won.
cantona is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
It took 8 Japanese women 7 months to give birth to cantona
cantona can divide by zero.
Legend has it that the hairs of cantona's chest are a powerful aphrodisiac. Every year cantona must kill several Chinese thieves who try to steal them whilst he sleeps.
God has cantona on speed-dial.
In fine print at on the last page of the Guiness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by cantona, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever come to matching him.
If they gave cantona the Ring to throw into Mount Doom in Lord of the Rings he would've had it done before the end of the first chapter, and he probably would've had time to win something along the way too.
When cantona does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
For a brief period in history, cantona had stolen the letter F from the alphabet, that is why we have words such as Photo and Phone.
cantona accidently invented the sport of jousting when he went horseback riding in the middle ages with an erection.
cantona invented drugs, alcohol and sex - so that just for short periods, everyone would be able to feel how awesome it is to be him.
Nine out of every ten married women admit to having had an affair with cantona. The other 1 in 10 didn't survive the foreplay.
cantona invented the Solero Ice Lolly. Consequently, the number of licks to get to the center is equal to his PPS number. If this exact number of licks is achieved, you will be granted eternal life. This is why the queen of england is still alive and on television.
In the time it took you to read this sentence, cantona will have made someone's dream come true.
The film The Exorcist is loosely based on cantona's birth.