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Post by Rio's Back Pocket on Dec 7, 2006 23:18:52 GMT
A man was pulled over suspected of drink driving.
The policeman asked him to give a breath test but the man said that he couldn't and gave the policeman a small card from the doctor. It said "This man is an asmatic - do not take breath test!".
The policeman gave the card back and told the driver that he would have to give a blood sample, the driver shook his head and gave the policeman another card. It said "This man is aneamic - do not take blood!".
The policeman gave back the card and told the driver that he would have to provide a urine sample. The driver shook his head and handed the policeman another card.
It said...
"This man is an Arsenal fan - DON'T TAKE THE PISS!!!"
;D
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Post by 7even on Dec 7, 2006 23:27:17 GMT
Wehey. Lol!
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Post by DriftingRedDevil on Dec 8, 2006 1:15:41 GMT
I've heard this before except the end was different. This ending is much better though I must say.
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Post by Rais.n.Hell on Dec 8, 2006 10:10:11 GMT
well i havnt heard this one...but good one!!
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