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Post by aussiegraham (Ret.) on Dec 12, 2006 5:16:29 GMT
There are two prawns - Christian and Justin. Justin is rather fed up with his life as a prawn and complains to Christian one day.
'I'm bored of having to worry about us being attacked by sharks. I wish I was a shark myself and then I wouldn't have to worry!'
Suddenly a cod with mysterious talents appeared and granted Justin his wish! He turned into a shark and Christian, scared that his old friend would eat him, quickly swam away.
Justin swam around for many a day as a shark but soon he got fed up. All his old friends had deserted him as they were terrified of him. One day he found the magic cod and begged him to change him back into a prawn - and his wish was granted!
Justin swam as fast as he could to find Christian. He banged on the door of his house.
'Let me in Christian, it's Justin!'
'No,' said Christian, 'you'll eat me, you're our enemy, a shark!'
'No that was the old me!' Justin said, 'I've changed..........'
'I've found Cod! I'm a prawn again Christian!'
Boom, boom!
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Post by Rais.n.Hell on Dec 12, 2006 5:25:20 GMT
lol...took me a min to figure out...but got me a chuckle
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Post by stonecarver on Dec 12, 2006 11:08:26 GMT
The old ones are...err the old ones
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Post by DriftingRedDevil on Dec 12, 2006 20:09:57 GMT
got a chuckle out of me, not bad.
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Post by aussiegraham (Ret.) on Dec 12, 2006 22:13:53 GMT
The old ones are...err the old ones I'm an "old one" myself, so can I be forgiven?!
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Post by vandersi16 on Dec 12, 2006 23:04:17 GMT
Whats the Catch i never get these joke
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Post by Red Yank on Dec 13, 2006 4:01:38 GMT
Whats the Catch i never get these joke it's a play on words Si, re-read this sentence: 'I've found Cod! I'm a prawn again Christian!'
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Post by danishred on Dec 13, 2006 6:43:34 GMT
i had to read it out loud to understand it...2 hours later i got it.
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Post by aussiegraham (Ret.) on Dec 13, 2006 8:29:40 GMT
Sorry guys, I'll stick to uncomplicated ones in future!
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Post by vandersi16 on Dec 13, 2006 10:55:07 GMT
Whats the Catch i never get these joke it's a play on words Si, re-read this sentence: 'I've found Cod! I'm a prawn again Christian!' As in Cod --- God ! is that it
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