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Post by aussiegraham (Ret.) on Dec 15, 2006 23:12:36 GMT
An old couple were enjoying a day on the beach.
"I'm going for an ice-cream" said the old lady, "do you want one?"
"Yeah, I'll have a plain cone please and you'd better write it down because you know how bad your memory is" replied her husband.
"No, I'm fine, I'll remember" said the old girl, "one plain cone on it's way!"
"Actually, stick a flake in it too will you and make it a ninety-nine" asked the man.
"Ok, that's a plain cone with a flake, which is a ninety-nine" confirmed the old lady, turning to leave.
"Oh, and add some raspberry sauce" added the old guy.
"I'll just check then, you want a plain cone with a flake, that's a ninety-nine, with raspberry sauce?" she said.
"Yep, that's it. Might as well push the boat out and stick some whipped cream on it too! Sure you don't want to write it down?"
"Nah, I'm having a good memory day today luv" she replied, "You want a plain cone with a flake, that's a ninety-nine, with raspberry sauce and whipped cream"
"Well done!" said her husband, and off she went to the ice cream van.
An hour later she came back.
"Here's that meat pie you wanted" she said her husband.
"Lovely" he replied............................................
"But where's my sauce?"
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Post by Rais.n.Hell on Dec 16, 2006 1:39:56 GMT
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Post by Vidic>Superman on Dec 16, 2006 8:47:51 GMT
:DThats good
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Post by vandersi16 on Dec 16, 2006 11:45:51 GMT
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Post by moxdevil on Dec 16, 2006 12:41:20 GMT
I can't wait to have the excuse of age for the state of my memory.
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