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Post by aussiegraham (Ret.) on Dec 15, 2006 23:49:10 GMT
An Old Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his tomato garden, but it was very hard work as the ground was rock hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.
Dear Vincent, I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, I know you would dig the plot for me. Love, Dad
A few days later he received a letter from his son.
Dear Dad, Don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the BODIES. Love, Vinnie
At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son.
Dear Dad, Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances. Love, Vinnie
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Post by Rais.n.Hell on Dec 16, 2006 1:38:47 GMT
LOL...niceeee!!
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Post by Red Yank on Dec 16, 2006 16:30:26 GMT
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Post by DriftingRedDevil on Dec 17, 2006 15:41:51 GMT
That was brilliant, heard it a long time ago, but still made me laugh. ;D
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Post by missunited on Dec 17, 2006 19:21:10 GMT
lol good one
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Post by tomo on Jan 22, 2007 6:34:14 GMT
lol thats great
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Post by Vidic>Superman on Jan 22, 2007 7:15:10 GMT
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