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Post by missunited on Jan 29, 2007 13:57:22 GMT
This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...
it goes like this:
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O
P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15
16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top!!!
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Post by Rio's Back Pocket on Jan 29, 2007 16:21:40 GMT
Hehe good post ;D #thumb#
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Post by redom on Jan 29, 2007 18:35:33 GMT
Haha, quality though I'd rather be a L-A-Z-Y-A-R-S-E = dunno, I got to 39 and couldn't be arsed anymore
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Post by superparky13 on Feb 8, 2007 18:23:29 GMT
yea im gonna sound like an idiot so what but if all of them were numbers then they'd all be a hundred % or less, because to work that out you've just added numbers togerther so to get a % it would be for HARDWORK- 98 divided by the sum of all the alphabet added together which is 351 and therefore that means that it is still impossible to give 100% becasue to give more than that the number would have to be great than 351. And that means either a super duper longer word, or 2 alphabets. HARDWORK - 98/351x100=27.9202779.
Sorry, but technically its incorrect, but I thought it was really good till I really really thought about it
S-U-P-E-R-C-A-L-I-F-R-A-G-I-L-I-S-T-I-C-E-X-P-E-A-L-I-D-O-U-C-I-O-U-S 19-21-16-5-18-3-1-12-9-6- 18-1-7-9-19-20-9-3-5-24-16-5-1-12-9-4-16-21-3-9-16-21-19=
377/351X100 =107.407% Thats the way to go
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Post by missunited on Feb 8, 2007 20:19:32 GMT
yea im gonna sound like an idiot so what but if all of them were numbers then they'd all be a hundred % or less, because to work that out you've just added numbers togerther so to get a % it would be for HARDWORK- 98 divided by the sum of all the alphabet added together which is 351 and therefore that means that it is still impossible to give 100% becasue to give more than that the number would have to be great than 351. And that means either a super duper longer word, or 2 alphabets. HARDWORK - 98/351x100=27.9202779. Sorry, but technically its incorrect, but I thought it was really good till I really really thought about it S-U-P-E-R-C-A-L-I-F-R-A-G-I-L-I-S-T-I-C-E-X-P-E-A-L-I-D-O-U-C-I-O-U-S 19-21-16-5-18-3-1-12-9-6- 18-1-7-9-19-20-9-3-5-24-16-5-1-12-9-4-16-21-3-9-16-21-19= 377/351X100 =107.407% Thats the way to go It's a joke. I'm fully aware of that it's not mathematically correct, I used to tutor maths when in school. But thank you for pointing it out. Although not very nice to assume that everyone else is stupid is it. EDIT: And the joke isn't based on the assumption that the 26letters make up 100%, it's based on the fact that each letter merely reprecent a a number, rendering it invalid as a mathematical problem as it's intention is... yup you guessed it. To just be a joke.
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Post by Carlito's Way on Feb 8, 2007 23:37:35 GMT
yea im gonna sound like an idiot so what but if all of them were numbers then they'd all be a hundred % or less, because to work that out you've just added numbers togerther so to get a % it would be for HARDWORK- 98 divided by the sum of all the alphabet added together which is 351 and therefore that means that it is still impossible to give 100% becasue to give more than that the number would have to be great than 351. And that means either a super duper longer word, or 2 alphabets. HARDWORK - 98/351x100=27.9202779. Sorry, but technically its incorrect, but I thought it was really good till I really really thought about it S-U-P-E-R-C-A-L-I-F-R-A-G-I-L-I-S-T-I-C-E-X-P-E-A-L-I-D-O-U-C-I-O-U-S 19-21-16-5-18-3-1-12-9-6- 18-1-7-9-19-20-9-3-5-24-16-5-1-12-9-4-16-21-3-9-16-21-19= 377/351X100 =107.407% Thats the way to go It's a joke. I'm fully aware of that it's not mathematically correct, I used to tutor maths when in school. But thank you for pointing it out. Although not very nice to assume that everyone else is stupid is it. EDIT: And the joke isn't based on the assumption that the 26letters make up 100%, it's based on the fact that each letter merely reprecent a a number, rendering it invalid as a mathematical problem as it's intention is... yup you guessed it. To just be a joke. Hehe. You got owned. You tell him Sil. I love it when you're stern.
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