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Stiffy
Jan 30, 2007 10:59:33 GMT
Post by Rio's Back Pocket on Jan 30, 2007 10:59:33 GMT
Dave walks into the bar and sees his mate Jeff huddled over a table, depressed. Dave walks over and asks what's wrong.
Well,' replies Jeff. 'You know that beautiful girl at work I wanted to ask out, but couldn't because I got a stiify every time I saw her?'
'Yes,' says Jeff, straightening up. 'I finally plucked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed.'
'That's great!' says Dave. 'When's the date?'
'I went to meet her this evening,' continues Jeff. 'But because I was worried I'd get a stiffy again, I got some sticky tape and taped my todger to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show.'
'Sensible,' says Dave.
'So I got to her door, says Jeff, 'and I rang her doorbell. And she answered it in the sheerest tiniest dress you ever saw.'
'And what happened then?'
Jeff huddles over the table again.....
'I kicked her in the face.'
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Stiffy
Jan 30, 2007 13:36:46 GMT
Post by missunited on Jan 30, 2007 13:36:46 GMT
lol
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Stiffy
Jan 30, 2007 15:10:23 GMT
Post by Carlito's Way on Jan 30, 2007 15:10:23 GMT
lol that's proper good.
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Stiffy
Jan 30, 2007 16:53:06 GMT
Post by Vidic>Superman on Jan 30, 2007 16:53:06 GMT
lol
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Stiffy
Feb 1, 2007 4:27:05 GMT
Post by Rais.n.Hell on Feb 1, 2007 4:27:05 GMT
Hahahahaha!!!
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