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Post by Rio's Back Pocket on Jan 30, 2007 20:20:20 GMT
A man walks into a bar looking severely pissed off and asks the bartender for a pint. He is joined by a stork and a cat. The stork asks for a pint and so does the cat, although the cat is a little shy when it comes to putting his hand in his pocket!
All night they sit there getting drunk, and the cat avoids getting his round in. Near last orders the stork and the cat go to the toilet and curiosity gets the better of the bartender.
Bartender: What's going on here? How come your drinking with a stork and a skinflint cat?
Man: You wont believe it, mate.
Bartender: Go on.
Man: Well, I was walking along the road and I happened to find this lamp, so I picked it up and gave it a little rub and this Genie came out and granted me one wish! I made a right balls up!
Bartender: How? What did you do?
Man: I asked for a bird with long legs and a tight pussy!
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Post by missunited on Jan 30, 2007 20:52:47 GMT
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Post by Vidic>Superman on Jan 30, 2007 21:21:55 GMT
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Post by DriftingRedDevil on Jan 30, 2007 22:56:53 GMT
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Post by redom on Jan 31, 2007 17:42:07 GMT
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Post by theresonly1united on Jan 31, 2007 22:01:47 GMT
lol good one
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