Post by Rio's Back Pocket on Feb 4, 2007 12:36:42 GMT
At last!! A decent chain letter as opposed to normal chain letters/pyramid schemes, this one costs nothing, and you can only win.
Simply send this to 9 of your friends.
INSTRUCTIONS:
Anaesthetize your wife, put her in a large carton, (don't forget some ventilation holes), and send it to the person who is at the top of your list.
Soon, your name will be at the top of the list, and you will receive 823,542 women through the mail.
Statistically, among those women, will be at least:
0.5 Miss Worlds
2.5 Models
463 Wild nymphos
3,234 Good-looking nymphos
20,198 Who enjoy multiple orgasms
40,198 Bisexual women.
In total, that is 64,294 women who are simply hornier, less inhibited,
and tastier than the grumpy old bag you mailed. And, best of all, your original package is guaranteed not to be one of those that come back to you.
DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN LETTER.
One guy for example who sent the letter to only 5 instead of 9 of
his friends got his original wife back, still in the old dressing gown he
sent her off in, with the same old migraine attack, and the accusatorial expression on her face. On the same day, the international supermodel he'd
been living with since he sent off his old girlfriend moved out to live with his best friend (to whom he had not sent the chain letter).
While I am sending this letter, the guy that is in 6th place above
me has already received 837 women and is lying in hospital suffering from
exhaustion. Outside his ward are 452 more packages.
YOU MUST BELIEVE THIS E-MAIL.
This is a unique opportunity to achieve a totally satisfying sex life.
No expensive meals out, no lengthy conversations about trivialities (that only interest women).
No obligations, no grumpy mother-in-law, and no unpleasant surprises
like marriage or engagement. Do not hesitate........send this letter today
to 9 of your best friends.
PS. - Even when you have no girlfriend, you can send your vacuum cleaner; one of the other women that arrive will know how to clean.
PPS. - This letter can also be copied to women you know so that they
can prepare themselves for the great adventure that they may soon
undertake.
Simply send this to 9 of your friends.
INSTRUCTIONS:
Anaesthetize your wife, put her in a large carton, (don't forget some ventilation holes), and send it to the person who is at the top of your list.
Soon, your name will be at the top of the list, and you will receive 823,542 women through the mail.
Statistically, among those women, will be at least:
0.5 Miss Worlds
2.5 Models
463 Wild nymphos
3,234 Good-looking nymphos
20,198 Who enjoy multiple orgasms
40,198 Bisexual women.
In total, that is 64,294 women who are simply hornier, less inhibited,
and tastier than the grumpy old bag you mailed. And, best of all, your original package is guaranteed not to be one of those that come back to you.
DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN LETTER.
One guy for example who sent the letter to only 5 instead of 9 of
his friends got his original wife back, still in the old dressing gown he
sent her off in, with the same old migraine attack, and the accusatorial expression on her face. On the same day, the international supermodel he'd
been living with since he sent off his old girlfriend moved out to live with his best friend (to whom he had not sent the chain letter).
While I am sending this letter, the guy that is in 6th place above
me has already received 837 women and is lying in hospital suffering from
exhaustion. Outside his ward are 452 more packages.
YOU MUST BELIEVE THIS E-MAIL.
This is a unique opportunity to achieve a totally satisfying sex life.
No expensive meals out, no lengthy conversations about trivialities (that only interest women).
No obligations, no grumpy mother-in-law, and no unpleasant surprises
like marriage or engagement. Do not hesitate........send this letter today
to 9 of your best friends.
PS. - Even when you have no girlfriend, you can send your vacuum cleaner; one of the other women that arrive will know how to clean.
PPS. - This letter can also be copied to women you know so that they
can prepare themselves for the great adventure that they may soon
undertake.