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Post by Rio's Back Pocket on Feb 6, 2007 13:39:16 GMT
A very loud, unattractive, hard-faced woman walks into Tesco with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
The door greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Tesco, nice children you've got there. Are they twins?"
The fat ugly woman stops screaming long enough to snarl:
"Of course they bloody aren't! The oldest is nine and the youngest is seven. Why the hell would you think they're twins?..... Do you really think they look alike, you dickhead?"
"Absolutely not," replies the greeter.......
"I just can't believe anyone would shag you twice!"
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Post by Manc Fever on Feb 6, 2007 16:13:45 GMT
LOL
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Post by Vidic>Superman on Feb 6, 2007 17:02:34 GMT
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Post by schmeichelstarjump! on Feb 6, 2007 21:46:04 GMT
great un!
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Post by Rais.n.Hell on Feb 7, 2007 4:40:18 GMT
hahahaha! niceee
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