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Post by Rio's Back Pocket on Feb 16, 2007 0:41:45 GMT
Each poster must answer the other posters wish, but with a horrible/funny/daft outcome, then make a wish themself!
Like for example:~
Poster A: I wish I had a female stalker...
Poster B: Granted, but she turns out to be your sister!
Get it? Let it begin...
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I wish I had a pet Lion..
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Post by DriftingRedDevil on Feb 17, 2007 5:55:01 GMT
Granted, but it bites your dick off.
I wish I was a millionaire.
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Post by Rio's Back Pocket on Feb 17, 2007 14:37:17 GMT
Granted, but all the £50 notes are fake!
I wish I played for United...
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Post by Vidic's Bitch ! on Feb 17, 2007 14:54:51 GMT
granted,but you can only be as good as djemba djemba.
i wish i was as good as giggs........
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Post by Carlito's Way on Feb 17, 2007 15:05:20 GMT
ok but only at having amazing chest hair
I wish I could fly
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Post by Vidic's Bitch ! on Feb 17, 2007 15:20:23 GMT
granted but your body has to be covered in scales.
i wish i could kill eamon dunphy
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Post by Rio's Back Pocket on Feb 17, 2007 15:22:49 GMT
Granted, but when you get sent down you cant hold a bar of soap to save your life.
I wish I could fuck Jennifer Ellison...
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Post by Vidic's Bitch ! on Feb 17, 2007 15:28:18 GMT
granted,but she turns out to be a shemale   i wish i lived right beside old trafford..... |
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Post by A-t-S on Feb 17, 2007 16:17:58 GMT
granted but all of your 1000 neighbours are city fans  I wish United win the league ... |
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Post by redom on Feb 17, 2007 20:36:17 GMT
Granted but it's Newcastle United
I wish I could read minds
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Post by A-t-S on Feb 17, 2007 21:05:38 GMT
Granted, but only animals' minds
I wish i was Paul Scholes
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Post by DriftingRedDevil on Feb 18, 2007 16:31:48 GMT
granted, but you only look like him, not play like him.
I wish I lived in England...
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Post by Rio's Back Pocket on Feb 18, 2007 16:33:32 GMT
Granted, but your new home is in Liverpool.
I wish I didnt live in England
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Post by A-t-S on Feb 18, 2007 23:37:58 GMT
Granted, but your new home is in Kazakhstan and you have no access to United games
I wish i was Captain of Manchester United
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Post by DriftingRedDevil on Feb 18, 2007 23:46:09 GMT
Granted, but in your first game you get a career ending injury.
I wish I had the skill of Ronnie.
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