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Post by A-t-S on Mar 23, 2007 17:47:49 GMT
Granted, but it stays sunny from now til' 2020 due to global warming
I wish I could fly...literally...and no one else could !!
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Post by Rais.n.Hell on Mar 23, 2007 17:58:38 GMT
Granted!!...but you end up flying over N. Korea and they squash you out of the skies!!
I wish the guy right next to me would stop sleeping!!
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Post by A-t-S on Mar 23, 2007 18:27:46 GMT
granted, but when he wakes up he starts hitting on you
I wish i wasn't so damn tired !
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Post by Red Yank on Mar 23, 2007 20:56:53 GMT
granted but you become so energized you self implode.
I wish there were peace on earth and french fries for every person named John.
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Post by Rais.n.Hell on Mar 23, 2007 22:41:25 GMT
Granted!...but everyone on earth is now named John...other than you...you are now named Tweety!...and it is the law that you can never eat Pizza!!
I wish my new shoes do not break as soon as my old ones did!
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Post by A-t-S on Mar 24, 2007 15:48:20 GMT
Granted, but your leg breaks instead !
I wish the whole world would go silent for a whole day !
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Post by Rais.n.Hell on Mar 25, 2007 20:03:09 GMT
Granted!! But now your ears loose the power to hear.....permanently!\
i wish life was better all around!
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Post by Red Yank on Mar 26, 2007 3:42:43 GMT
granted but yours will be horribly worse.
I wish I could have a piece of chocolate cake with Salma Hayek and talk about Mayan poetry.
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Post by Rais.n.Hell on Mar 26, 2007 3:55:19 GMT
Granted!! But Salma then slaps you after she comes to know tht you wanna get into her pants...and your wife slaps you too cuz you decided to have chocolate cake with her...  I wish more soulful songs are made and stupid Rap n Hip Hop is banned! |
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Post by A-t-S on Mar 26, 2007 6:24:26 GMT
Granted, but all the soulful songs will be sung by bastards like the backsteet boys and westlife, therefore u choose to go deaf.
I wish I didn't have to take this one stupid course i have on every Monday Wednesday and Friday !
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Post by DriftingRedDevil on Mar 26, 2007 14:48:45 GMT
Granted, but you have to take it every Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday.
I wish High School was over already.
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Post by Red Yank on Mar 26, 2007 17:31:21 GMT
granted but the job you get is as a high school security guard in a really tough school where there are shoot outs everyday and they're all Liverpool supporters.
I wish I were as cool as the Silver Surfer.
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Post by A-t-S on Mar 26, 2007 20:49:42 GMT
Granted, but you're as lame as jose mourinho
I wish I don't end up getting the make-up quiz for the session i missed last week !
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Post by Red Yank on Mar 28, 2007 16:59:54 GMT
granted but the final will be so hard you fail miserably and the professor sits you in a corner with a dunce cap on.
I wish I were a hamburger with onion rings.
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Post by A-t-S on Mar 28, 2007 17:32:22 GMT
Granted, and u get eaten by a scouser
I wish I was in Manchester at this moment !
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