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Post by Rais.n.Hell on Mar 6, 2007 23:08:34 GMT
Granted!! But only as a dancing monkey costume guy...you get to go with the band everywhere, but are not allowed to do anything with them other than dance in a monkey costume on the stage...and they also dont pay you so you have to whore yourself out every night to men and women alike (sometimes both)
I wish someone gave me enough money to buy RY a Bugatti!
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Post by DriftingRedDevil on Mar 6, 2007 23:10:06 GMT
Granted, but you have to buy me one too.  I wish that... hmmmm... that I didn't run out of things to wish for.  |
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Post by Rais.n.Hell on Mar 7, 2007 3:51:14 GMT
Granted! But now you cant stop wishing and are unable to post on any other topic!...thus sucking to the extreme suckism! lol
I wish I bought United and gave it back to the fans!!
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Post by Red Yank on Mar 7, 2007 4:44:35 GMT
Granted but they squander the money and the club goes bankrupt.
I wish I was Australia's next top model...
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Post by Kamilo on Mar 7, 2007 4:49:21 GMT
granted. but you must live in the desert with kangaroos
i wish i had a german shepard. really i do
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Post by Rais.n.Hell on Mar 7, 2007 5:12:31 GMT
Granted!! But its bits your toes off and you cant play football anymore!
I wish my car did not consume as much gas but had the same horse power and actually worked!!
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Post by A-t-S on Mar 7, 2007 11:50:33 GMT
Granted, but it's actually a karting car and it keeps breaking down every 5 mins
I wish I could get with every chick i find attractive
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Post by redom on Mar 7, 2007 23:58:10 GMT
Granted but you suddenly find yourself only attracted to 80+ year old women.
I wish United would start putting in decent performances (and still win.)
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Post by Rais.n.Hell on Mar 8, 2007 5:27:10 GMT
Granted! But you cant watch any of them
I wish I get my new cleats before the weekend comes, and I am able to beat the fookin Chinese team we play on Sunday
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Post by A-t-S on Mar 8, 2007 8:21:39 GMT
Granted bu you get injured for the season
I wish the people next to me would shut up
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Post by Red Yank on Mar 8, 2007 18:25:15 GMT
Granted but they show up while you're sleeping and talk the entire night.
I wish United come to the USA this summer and do well.
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Post by sahahahaha on Mar 8, 2007 18:29:29 GMT
Granted, but it's the United States of Azabijan but you by tickets by mistake and you are totally gutted.
I wish I could have have a private house built into to Old trafford!
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Post by Rais.n.Hell on Mar 8, 2007 18:53:46 GMT
Granted!! But its the Old Trafford Pub in Wisconsin!! (yeah I just created that Pub there!)
I wish this radio host would shut up and stop playing bad music! (I am talking about the radio playing in my office!)
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Post by A-t-S on Mar 10, 2007 16:33:44 GMT
Granted , but now all he plays is "you'll never walk alone" over and over and over again
I wish I was the best footballer in the world
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Post by redom on Mar 10, 2007 20:26:17 GMT
Granted but you live on a mountain where no one will ever see you play and pesky bears are constantly popping your balls.
I wish I could do whatever I like and not have to face the consequences.
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